President Trump has accepted Nikki Haley’s resignation as UN Ambassador, according to two sources briefed on their conversation. The timing of her departure is still unclear.
What we’re hearing: Haley discussed her resignation with Trump last week when she visited him at the White House, these sources said. Her news shocked a number of senior foreign policy officials in the Trump administration.
In the MPS Sekrit Bat Cave Chat Room just now, we speculated that AFTER the 2018 Pie Fight, Prznint Stupid will fire Jeff Sessions, appoint Senatorette Lindsey Graham (R – SC, the hotbed of unbridled lust) to be the new Attorney General (easily confirmed in a lame duck session), and Nikki Haley will then be appointed as Graham’s replacement by South Carolina’s Republican Governor Henry McMaster.
Anyone got some spare Quatloos under the cushions?
UPDATE 1: Jeebus, I swear I was only kidding!
President Donald Trump says people "know that Ivanka would be dynamite" as a replacement to Nikki Haley, but "I'd then be accused of nepotism if you can believe it."
— World News Tonight (@ABCWorldNews) October 9, 2018