UPDATED Let’s Speculate Wildly: Nikki Haley Just Resigned, What Happens Next

Someone, get a Thorazine dart!

Axios reports:

President Trump has accepted Nikki Haley’s resignation as UN Ambassador, according to two sources briefed on their conversation. The timing of her departure is still unclear.

What we’re hearing: Haley discussed her resignation with Trump last week when she visited him at the White House, these sources said. Her news shocked a number of senior foreign policy officials in the Trump administration.

In the MPS Sekrit Bat Cave Chat Room just now, we speculated that AFTER the 2018 Pie Fight, Prznint Stupid will fire Jeff Sessions, appoint Senatorette Lindsey Graham (R – SC, the hotbed of unbridled lust) to be the new Attorney General (easily confirmed in a lame duck session), and Nikki Haley will then be appointed as Graham’s replacement by South Carolina’s Republican Governor Henry McMaster.

Anyone got some spare Quatloos under the cushions?

UPDATE 1: Jeebus, I swear I was only kidding!

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16 Responses to UPDATED Let’s Speculate Wildly: Nikki Haley Just Resigned, What Happens Next

  1. tengrain says:

    New hot gossip: Ivanka to take Nikki Haley’s spot at the UN, where she can continue her important work of Instagramming herself (is too a verb!)



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    • roket says:

      Delicious. At least Ivanka would probably get bigger laughs at the UN than her sugar daddy.


    • osirisopto says:

      Slave owner, design thief, senior WH advisor, UN ambasador, Besties with Putins GF, tax evader, and exercise wheel for her daddy? How will she ever find time to tell the nanny to feed the kids, or sell the latest code book?


    • Bruce388 says:

      The problem with Ivanka in NYC is she’d be out of range when Daddy wants to snuggle.


  2. RobGinChicago says:

    Lindsey would accept Attorney General, if asked, but I think he prefers Secretary of Defense, and there have been rumors that Mattis is on his way out.


  3. I think the most shocking news is that there are allegedly ‘senior foreign policy officials’ in the White House who can still be shocked by anything.


  4. Wild Cat says:

    Haley found out there was more profit in making Auntie videos.


  5. osirisopto says:

    Maybe she finally realized it was only eight flights of stairs to the roof from her office in the UN.


  6. ming says:

    Well whatever happens, you can be sure that it will be more of the same fucked up stupid shit because that’s how they roll.

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  7. RWW says:

    Haley is burnishing the resume for when she’s appointed Pence’s new VP and has to run with him in 2020. Graham in at AG and Ivanka in at the UN are just trinkets to placate Dear Leader in the meantime before his graceful exit from the stage as the President who had more success in half a term than FDR had in 12 years and who didn’t need to even finish his term, let alone run again.


    • Kiwiwriter says:

      Good idea, except that Trump will run in 2020, and after his obedient Congress passes his “Enabling Acts” to eliminate pesky stuff like the Constitution, he’ll run again in 2024 and win 100 percent of the vote — in alphabetical order. Then in 2028, he’ll run again and win 187 percent of the vote — again in alphabetical order. In 2031, when Trump dies of a heart attack in the Lincoln Bedroom, between the time his latest intern flees (while zipping up her pants) and his aides stuff the Big Mac that will be given as the official cause of the heart attack, Vice President Ivanka/Donald J. Trump Jr. will take the oath of office to serve as “President-for-Life.”

      I hope everyone detects my sarcasm, cynicism, and fury at the mere fact that this infant is our president and seemingly, nothing can stop him in his drive to utterly destroy our country.


      • Bruce388 says:

        FatNixon is 72, obese, doesn’t exercise, loves cheeseburgers, has a cholesterol number that would make a fine bowling score WITH medication. If nature takes its course we won’t need 67 votes in the Senate.


      • RWW says:

        What Bruce said. And as an extra added bonus, in the same vein as that wacky hurricane lady, I’m “taking authority” over Trump’s plaque-caked arteries and praying for all the best things to happen to them. Trust me.


  8. Karla says:

    I saw a WaPo* piece today, where
    Trump said he hopes to name a successor to Haley in the next two to three weeks.

    “We have a number of people who would like to do it,” Trump said, adding that the position has become “more glamorous” in the time it was held by Haley.

    When I saw ‘glamorous’ I immediately thought, “oh shit – he’s going to appoint Ivanka.”
    Then I drop by here, and find that great minds think alike. Eye yi yi.

    here’s the link: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-says-hell-make-an-announcement-about-nikki-haley-amid-reports-she-is-resigning-as-un-ambassador/2018/10/09/bfd62eee-cbcd-11e8-a360-85875bac0b1f_story.html


  9. Paul Fredine says:

    how rude to think that anybody could accuse him of nepotism just because he appoints his daughter to an important government position because, hey! she’s just so damn qualified, donchaknow.


    • tengrain says:

      Paul –

      Not appointing The First Shady as him ambassador is the second thing he’s not allowed to do with Ivanka because of the laws. If you know what I mean and I think you do.




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