America Relieved, #JusticeGangBang Accepts Apology and Lifetime Position

The Judicial Temperament of Justice Gangbang

With the 2018 Pie Fight just four weeks from today, Prznint Stupid has found an issue that rings true with Possum Hollar: the fight over #JusticeGangBang, Brett Kavanaugh. At a White House Swearing-in Ceremony(!), Prznint Horndog apologized “on behalf of our nation” to the Mayor of Keg City and his family:

At a White House ceremony in the gilded East Room packed with conservative activists, legal officials and White House aides, Trump apologized “on behalf of our nation” to Kavanaugh and his family “for the terrible pain and suffering you have been forced to endure.”

“Those who step forward to serve our country deserve a fair and dignified evaluation, not a campaign of political and personal destruction based on lies and deception,” Trump said.

“You, sir, under historic scrutiny, were proven innocent,” Trump added, reading from teleprompters.

Really odd stuff because it was not a trial and even if it was, there would have been a real investigation, including the FBI talking to all the principle figures. And note that what he is also saying is that Dr. Ford is a liar. I smell a defamation suit, which might also include discovery.

Anyway, Eiron the Goddess of Irony, laughed so hard she farted:

On Tuesday, Kavanaugh will hear the first two cases of his tenure on the court, STOKELING V. UNITED STATES and UNITED STATES V. STITT, cases that deal with the nuances of robbery and burglary respectively.

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9 Responses to America Relieved, #JusticeGangBang Accepts Apology and Lifetime Position

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    The look on RBG’S face says it all. Worth 1,000 words. And I’m certainly glad she wore her gloves; there’s no telling what you might catch, sitting next to Uncle Tom.

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  2. Sirius Lunacy says:

    The TEN COMMANDMENTS (from the King Murdoch version of the Bible)

    1- I am the .1 percent, I am the one true god
    2- Thou shalt have no other god above money
    3- Thou shalt obey thy Fox commentator
    4- Thou Shalt covet thy neighbor’s wife and daughter… and son if thou art a man of the cloth
    5- Thou shalt not allow the woman thou hast molested access to abortion
    6- Thou shalt resist evil by bearing arms, lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of arms
    7- Thou shalt stand your ground, you still need more arms
    8- Thou shalt not bake cakes for same sex weddings
    9- It is all righteous if thou art Republican
    10- It is all Obama’s fault or Hillary’s or Bill’s or sometimes Pelosi’s

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  3. roket says:

    “Those who step forward to serve our country deserve a fair and dignified evaluation unless they were selected by a Democrat. If that’s the case, we must rig the system,” Preznint Horndog did not say.

    Meanwhile, right-wing Evangelicals are thanking their god (whoever that is) for placing Judge Cry Baby on the bench. One even compared him to Jesus H Christ hisself who also got angry at the Money Changers. I didn’t bother asking them if Jesus H Christ cried like a baby when he beat the Money Changers and turned over their tables.

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    • Hey, that’s ok, those were JEWISH moneychangers! All good for the Christopaths!

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      • Kiwiwriter says:

        I get a kick out of how Christian evangelicals are such big supporters of Israel. It’s only because they’re hoping and praying for the big Mid-East War that sets off Armageddon, kills all the Jews (along with everyone else they can’t stand) and leaves them the only people selected by their fictional “Savior” to run the new world.

        Won’t they be shocked to find that Jesus is fictional, or worse to them, doesn’t look like those paintings of an Aryan lance corporal with a hippie beard, but like a dark-skinned Middle Easterner….who sends them all to hell for ignoring his Sermon on the Mount.

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  4. RWW says:

    I see drunk-ass Ginny Thomas was on hand at the ‘ceremony’ in case Kavanaugh wanted to push some woman into a broom closet and dry-hump/rape her. Y’know, just for old times’ sake.

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