News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Have you checked the children?


Liz ‘Lefty’ Crokin is already gloating because now that Justice #GangBang is going to be on the court, all the pedo sex traffickers in her head will be arrested?

Are you ready to see arrests? F*CK YEAH we are! Folks, It’s time to bring it home. All we’ve fought for — our blood, sweat & tears — will pay off now. It’s our time! You are about to witness the most amazing revolution in all of human history. Grab the 🍿 & keep praying. Thank you Jesus! Thank you Q. And thank you Mr. President! 🙏🏻

Yes, yes, yes, I know what you’re thinking! What about fireman-prophet/profit Mark Taylor, who prophetized (is too a word!) earlier that the mass arrests of the heathen were gonna begin if Kavanaugh is (and is not) gonna be on the court! What does he say now that the Mayor of Keg City and noted sex fiend Brett Kavanaugh is gonna be on the court?

On a side note, I’m going out for drinks. What a week.

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15 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. roket says:

    The Nazi’s are coming out of the closet.


  2. The American Taliban is on the march in their convenience scooters.


  3. Infidel753 says:

    I can hardly wait for the first vice-squad raid into the non-existent basement of Comet Ping-Pong.

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  4. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    They are going to be sorely disappointed when nobody is arrested because even Trump admin creeps aren’t going to target fellow rich people. They’ll have to claim their vengeance as the objects of their hate gradually die of old age or illness.

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  5. donnah says:

    Hows come these dorks are okay with a dark haired, bearded man in a toga sitting on their kid’s bed?

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  7. RWW says:

    The Trump Cultists have been spiking the punch with Qaaludes and Everclear.


  8. MaxK says:

    Haven’t the mass arrests already begun, with Mueller?

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  9. Has anyone told them that the Supreme Court doesn’t have the power to arrest people?

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  10. CalicoJack says:

    It’s almost like the revel in the pain that they inflict on others. It’s almost like they are sadists… everyday sadists who enjoy the discomfort of others more than actual real physical pain, but I suppose the inevitable murders of unarmed innocent black people will thrill them nonetheless.


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