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FBI agent dodges deadly hot tub before being shot by booby trapped empty wheelchair at property littered with ambushes

And if you guessed Florida, you should be ashamed of yourselves. We here on the left coast have our own Florida, we call it “Oregon.”

Anyway, read the story, it’s a rip-snorting adventure!

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14 Responses to Great Headlines, Cont.

  1. Ten Bears says:

    Washington has its fair share of whackos. And Williams is almost California.

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  2. Aaaaand of COURSE there’s a tie to the terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan, where there is some good news to report this week: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/border-patrol-agent-dennis-dickey-started-arizona-wildfire-during-gender-reveal-party-stunt-gone-awry/

    Well about as good as can be expected when a cop is charged with something.

    After all who among us has not celebrated the joyful news of a pending baby with an IED?

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  3. Redhand says:

    We here on the left coast have our own Florida, we call it “Oregon.”

    That’s cruel, but actually kinda funny. Does your definition include Portland?

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  4. MDavis says:

    They compare the property to a scene from Indiana Jones, but it sounds more like a case of McGiver having an episode of paranoid schizophrenia.

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  5. AuroraS says:

    The only time I’ve been to Oregon for any length of time, everyone seemed oddly wholesome yet very willing to flip strangers the bird for perceived slights. We began calling it the “Oregon Hello”.

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  6. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Just think: if this guy had put the same ingenuity into legal pursuits as he did into his trap building, he might have become wealthy… then again, most of his traps didn’t work.

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  7. DAMN YOU OREGON FOR BOGARTING OUR REP.

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