Palin, an Army veteran and the 29-year-old son of former Gov. Sarah Palin, was arrested on misdemeanor charges of fourth-degree domestic-violence assault, interfering with the report of a domestic-violence crime, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct according to an online dispatch.
Troopers responded at about 10:30 p.m. Friday to a West Angela Drive home in Wasilla for a report of a disturbance, according to an online dispatch.
“Investigation revealed [Track Palin] assaulted an acquaintance at his residence,” troopers wrote. “When the acquaintance attempted to call authorities, he prevented her by taking away her phone. While being placed under arrest, Palin physically resisted troopers.”
No mention of where he stands on beer (keg stands, probably, but I’m only guessing), but he seems as qualified as Brett Kavanaugh, so expect Mooselini to nominate him, you know, grizzley mother of the year and all that. He has the judicial temperament, for sure.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)