Track Palin for SCOTUS!

Palin, an Army veteran and the 29-year-old son of former Gov. Sarah Palin, was arrested on misdemeanor charges of fourth-degree domestic-violence assault, interfering with the report of a domestic-violence crime, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct according to an online dispatch.

Troopers responded at about 10:30 p.m. Friday to a West Angela Drive home in Wasilla for a report of a disturbance, according to an online dispatch.

“Investigation revealed [Track Palin] assaulted an acquaintance at his residence,” troopers wrote. “When the acquaintance attempted to call authorities, he prevented her by taking away her phone. While being placed under arrest, Palin physically resisted troopers.”

No mention of where he stands on beer (keg stands, probably, but I’m only guessing), but he seems as qualified as Brett Kavanaugh, so expect Mooselini to nominate him, you know, grizzley mother of the year and all that. He has the judicial temperament, for sure.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

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10 Responses to Track Palin for SCOTUS!

  1. donnah says:

    Honestly, we didn’t dodge a bullet when McCain/Palin tanked, we dodged a nuclear warhead.

    We are responsible for the acts of our children by how we raise them, and clearly this guy didn’t pick up much. Or maybe he was that willful kid who has always been a troublemaker. But at some point he should have become an adult with self control and management skills for his emotions. I fear we’ll never hear the end of Palin and her offspring, but Sarah’s always going to need to shoot her mouth off and her brood will always be a wrecking crew.

    Go away, Caribou Barbie!

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    • Pyed says:

      How little Track was taught by his mother depends upon how seriously she took her child-rearing duties, For example, at one critical juncture of my education, my mother pointed out that she brought me into this world, and if necessary, she could take me out of it,

      Talk about a motivation cuff on the ear,

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  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Somehow, President Obama is to blame.

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  3. Kiwiwriter says:

    Actually, I was expecting the following lineup:

    Supreme Court; Judge Jeanine Pirro

    Attorney General: Rudy Giuliani

    Solicitor General: Chris Christie

    FBI Director: Joe Arpaio

    Head of US Border Patrol: David Clarke

    Chief of US Information Agency: Alex Jones

    Director of ICE: David Duke

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  4. Bruce388 says:

    If I remember correctly, Track went into the military because he was busted for tampering with the brake lines on school buses. He’s always been a high-spirited young fella. Like the rest of the Palins, you’d want him on your side in a drunken brawl.

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  5. roket says:

    3-time loser?? January 2016 – domestic violence arrest following an altercation with his then-girlfriend, Jordan Loewe, whom he allegedly pulled a gun on. Probation December 2017 – a domestic violence incident that occurred at his parents’ home. Track broke a window and pushed Todd to the ground before beating him on the head at their Wasilla home. 5 days in jail. He’ll probably get 30 days for this one.

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