Happy Hour News Briefs
Our new favorite conspiracy theorist Liz ‘Lefty’ Crokin wants us to know that the mass arrests and martial law are coming soon, you know, after Brett Kavanaugh is confirmed and Przninit Stupid has his ability to text all Americans and Chrissy Teigen has her credit cards rejected is the proof! Q told her like a year ago!
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW, SHEEPLE!!1!