News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Our new favorite conspiracy theorist Liz ‘Lefty’ Crokin wants us to know that the mass arrests and martial law are coming soon, you know, after Brett Kavanaugh is confirmed and Przninit Stupid has his ability to text all Americans and Chrissy Teigen has her credit cards rejected is the proof! Q told her like a year ago!

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW, SHEEPLE!!1!

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13 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Do you WANT a 100/465 seat Democratic Senate and House?
    Because letting Cheeto Mussolini text EVERY DAMN CELL PHONE IN THE COUNTRY and annoy the ever living fuck out of people is HOW you get a 100/465 seat Democratic Senate and House… Now I’m suddenly in favor of that shit 🙂

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    • Jim says:

      435 actually. That said, the number of representatives per capita hasn’t changed since the 1920s and is grossly out of date. There should be more reprsentatives to properly reflect the increase and distribution of the population since we were less than half the population we now are

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      • tengrain says:

        I thought the grand total is 538 (Hence Nate Cohn’s blog name)? Does that include Puerto Rico, Guam, DC without actual representation?

        Rgds,

        TG

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  2. Steve-O says:

    So all these “freedom” fighters are all okay with a fascist dictatorship as long as they are the winning side?
    Good to know.

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  3. M. Bouffant says:

    ,a href=”https://www.google.com/search?q=liz+crokin+brain+damage&rlz=1C1CHBD_enUS812US812&oq=liz+crokin+brain+damage&aqs=chrome..69i57.10403j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8″>Literal, self-admitted brain damage.

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  4. Osiris Opto says:

    Has she grown her fingers back, yet?

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  5. Art says:

    First impression is: “what the hell is she smoking … and where do I get some’.

    I doubt anything comes of this but it wouldn’t surprise me if The Donald played to this delusion. He might even drop himself into this story, get into character, and believe it himself. Hitler seemed to, for a time, really think AG Steiner was going to save the day. QAnon might play a similar roll.

    Then again the right has really always wanted to jackboot the left. It would be the ultimate dystopian ‘own the libs’ move and so very reflexively attractive to authoritarian blood-and-soil polotics. You would either be a loyal American steadfastly believing in El Douche or you are a traitor. and subject to arrest, detention and cattle cars going to reeducation camps.

    Funny how twenty years ago those fascinated by authoritarian logic were making noise about how the left was stocking up on coffins, collecting rail cars, and establishing sites for camps. It was all projection. It was the shadow of their own desires bubbling up.

    Perhaps naively, I don’t think they can muster the manpower of resources to really carry out their authoritarian fantasy, not yet, but when and if it goes down the next move will be to retroactively rewrite history. The truth will be established as lies and the lies truth.

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  6. Paul Fredine says:

    a half-hour of HER??? i’d rather stick a spork in my eye.

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