Bad Headlines: Florida Man…

Florida Man

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10 Responses to Bad Headlines: Florida Man…

  1. Oh, Florida Man, never change!

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  2. Karla says:

    Here are the deets, if you’re curious.

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  3. Jim says:

    Amazing or at least it would be about anywhere else than Florida. Truly “Florida Man” continues to be a real phenomenon. (Also he probably doen’t even know what Uber is.)

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    • In a tangentially related episode, when I had to go to the hospital in January (with a pulmonary embolism), I called Uber rather than an ambulance. The ER nurses found that hilarious…..

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      • Karla says:

        ZRM –
        That’s actually financially smart.
        A coworker passed out at work, so others called 911 and they transported him to closest hospital, which is in our insurance network. Unfortunately, the ambulance service was NOT in our network, and he was stuck with a $4000 bill for a 10-minute ride. How the fck are you supposed to know if 911 is going to turn your call over to a service that’s in the network?

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  4. donnah says:

    Funny story: my sister’s friend often overindulged in spirits when out with friends. After one night at a club, he ran out to the street, waved goodbye to his friends and jumped into the back seat of what he believed was a cab, cheerfully giving the driver his home address. The cop turned around and said, “I only go to one stop, buddy, and that’s downtown”.

    He was lucky they let him go find an actual cab.

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    • tengrain says:

      Donnah – that’s the best story EVER! you swear it’s true?!

      Rgds,

      TG

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      • donnah says:

        Swear! I’ve known the guy for twenty years, and he’s a goofball, but a decent guy. He once was attending an organizational meeting for his work and was staying at a hotel. He stayed out too late (maybe he does have a drinking problem) and was hung over the next morning before the meeting. So he trekked out to a drug store and bought what he thought was No Doz or some type of legal stimulant to pep up, but he got Sominex instead. So he’s dressing for the meeting and can barely keep his eyes open, rereads the box and is mortified by what he did. He said he had to sit and literally pry his eyes open to keep from dozing off.

        Honestly, he does the dumbest things, but he is actually a nice, funny man.

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  5. Paul Fredine says:

    those titty-fixes can be deadly to ones welfare.

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  6. Bruce388 says:

    Some comedian on Hooters: Women get the prestige of being hookers without all that annoying cash.

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