America Relieved That Ivanka Trump Pays No Attention To News

Blow is an expression Ivanka.

The First Shady and senior White House Advisor, Ivanka Trump tells us that she deals with the daily chaos of the West Wing by making sure to avoid any stories that criticize her father’s junta.

“I have seen people care so much and want to do good work, but then they start getting Google alerts,” she said. “Then it starts to take more of their time, and they get defensive and suspicious of those around them, they start to ask who circulated certain things. It’s pointless, drains energy and causes their internal compass to go awry. Getting too engaged in the daily chaos is distracting, I don’t pay too much attention because it would be unhealthy.”

Good to know that Ivanka will continue her important work of looking busy in pictures posted to Instagram undisturbed by what her reverse-Electra Complex is doing to the world. It would be unhealthy for her, otherwise.

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15 Responses to America Relieved That Ivanka Trump Pays No Attention To News

  1. osirisopto says:

    Next thing you know she’ll tell all her fans that she’s famous for being famous.

    Too bad we’ll never see her bawling like a baby in the back of a squad car on her way to jail because she and Jarted have an estate in Russia. No extradition.


  2. Bruce388 says:

    It’s a relief to know Ivanka’s internal compass is in tip top shape.


  3. Karla says:

    Fuck you, Jarvanka.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Sirius Lunacy says:

    I don’t have a conscience and Google can’t force one on me!

    Liked by 1 person

  5. roket says:

    Well now, we wouldn’t want to clutter up that beautiful mind, now would we?


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  7. moeman says:

    She likes mushrooms.


  8. Feline Mama says:

    Ah, can someone ‘splain exactly what daughter dearest’s job description (NOT TITLE) is? What the hell are the taxpayers paying her for??
    Pays NO attention to the news? Hmm? ‘Splains ALOT, then!!!


  9. Kiwiwriter says:

    She doesn’t think about things she does not think about.

    Does she think about things she does think about?


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