Yeah, Ted. Beto Is Dreamy Looking

Ayatollah Ted was caught on a plane from Texas to DC, looking at a picture of Beto O’Rourke. — Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie.

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5 Responses to Yeah, Ted. Beto Is Dreamy Looking

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    One of the protestors at the restaurant he and his wife were forced to leave the other night:
    “And Beto is hotter than you!”


  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    “Someday, my prince will come, and knock me out of the Senate.”


  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Alternate take: what’s he got that I don’t?


  4. Dave Lippman says:

    Maybe Ted is deep, deep, deep in the closet…


  5. Bruce388 says:

    As someone who has an unfortunate resemblance to Rafael, I can relate. But my daddy didn’t kill JFK.

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