Ayatollah Ted was caught on a plane from Texas to DC, looking at a picture of Beto O’Rourke. — Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie.
One of the protestors at the restaurant he and his wife were forced to leave the other night:
“And Beto is hotter than you!”
“Someday, my prince will come, and knock me out of the Senate.”
Alternate take: what’s he got that I don’t?
Maybe Ted is deep, deep, deep in the closet…
As someone who has an unfortunate resemblance to Rafael, I can relate. But my daddy didn’t kill JFK.
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