Considering Hurricane Florence was, per Comrade Stupid, “one of the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water,” all of America was on the edge of our seats! So imagine our fellow Americans patriotic relief to learn that Trump National Golf Course Charlotte was unharmed, though some local losers were killed:
WH pool report says as Trump was briefed in NC on hurricane damage, he asked an official, “How is Lake Norman doing?”
Told it was fine, he said, “I love that area. I can’t tell you why, but I love that area.”
There is a Trump National Golf Club on its shores, near Charlotte.
— Jackie Calmes (@jackiekcalmes) September 19, 2018
But you know, as Babs the Impaler always found a silver lining during Katrina, so too did Comrade Stupid when talking to a local:
Trump was particularly struck by a storm-tossed yacht that smashed into a New Bern home and lodged against the house’s deck.
Trump looked at the yacht, asking, “Is this your boat?” The owner said no.
Trump replied, “at least you got a nice boat out of the deal.”
Jeebus really does look after the simple.