Americans Relieved Comrade Stupid’s Golf Course Is OK

Considering Hurricane Florence was, per Comrade Stupid, “one of the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water,” all of America was on the edge of our seats!  So imagine our fellow Americans patriotic relief to learn that Trump National Golf Course Charlotte was unharmed, though some local losers were killed:

The tiny-handed ship was lost.

But you know, as Babs the Impaler always found a silver lining during Katrina, so too did Comrade Stupid when talking to a local:

Trump was particularly struck by a storm-tossed yacht that smashed into a New Bern home and lodged against the house’s deck.

Trump looked at the yacht, asking, “Is this your boat?” The owner said no.

Trump replied, “at least you got a nice boat out of the deal.”

Jeebus really does look after the simple.

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11 Responses to Americans Relieved Comrade Stupid’s Golf Course Is OK

  1. RWW says:

    Comrade Stupid has to ask a public official, in public, how well his golf course fared through the hurricane, because he doesn’t even know who’s running the place for him while he’s busy presidenting his way to fun and profit.

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  2. Osirisopto says:

    Product placement

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  3. Bruce388 says:

    “At least you got a nice boat out of the deal.” FatNixon is such a kidder.

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  4. donnah says:

    Every damned day I wake up and ask, “Is that asshole still president?”
    Yes. Sigh.
    And then I ask, “Did he do something inexplicably stupid?”
    Yes. Sigh.

    It never changes. Every damned day.

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  5. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Boaty McShroomdick

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  6. MDavis says:

    I followed that last link. Criminy! I guess he sort of doubled down? Criminy Dutch! They quote him as saying it might be his, now.
    “I think it’s incredible what we’re seeing,” the president added. “This boat just came here. They don’t know whose boat that is,” he said. “What’s the law? Maybe it becomes theirs.”
    Piracy laws. Aren’t they really more like guidelines?

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