From the Short-Fingered Vulgarian File: And Now We Know

When Stormy gets blue /
Her eyes get gray and cloudy /
Then the rain begins to fall /
Pitter patter, pitter patter…

Well, whether we really wanted to know it or not, Stormy Daniel’s book has leaked like a Russian Pee Hooker, and the details are everywhere and gross.

Praise Jeebus, and get to work Scissorheads, the dick jokes go in the comments as Blog Almighty intended!

 

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11 Responses to From the Short-Fingered Vulgarian File: And Now We Know

  1. Jim says:

    Pee rained down and the little mushroom rose.

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  2. Thomas Brown says:

    He’d better get a grip on this thing before it mushrooms.

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  3. moeman says:

    Best one I saw was tRUmp has no morels.

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  4. Buttemilk Sky says:

    And this is why he didn’t use a condom — they don’t make them in Toadstool Freakish.

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  5. StonyPillow says:

    The Short-Stiped Vulgarian

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  6. osirisopto says:

    Donald Trump.

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  7. retiredeng says:

    So, the claim in the primary debates is a lie! Quell surprise!

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  8. Osirisopto says:

    Trump is the president of the mushroom club.

    Yeti pubes, HA!

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  10. Osirisopto says:

    Is that a mushroom in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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