News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Firefighter/prophet Mark Taylor is excited to prophesize (is too a word!) that martial law is comin’ our way because then the (self) righteous can have the grim satisfaction of locking up their enemies and, you know, executing them.

Ol’ Mark is really worki’ hisself up into a sweat thinkin’ ’bout them executions, good Xristian that he is.

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4 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Things didn’t go well for these assholes the last time they started shit.


  2. Art says:

    One the one hand I picture this sort of thinking as being similar to Hitler laying his hopes of a reversal in his fate, and ultimate victory over the allies, upon Army Group Steiner (AGS). AGS was going to rise up, attack the Soviet juggernaut from the rear, save Berlin, and allow Germany to both defeat the Russians and make common cause with the western allies. In reality AGS was not a functioning army group, it was simply a holding organization for the remains of formations broken, demoralized, and unequipped. And yet, in Hitler’s desperate and fevered mind it was a mighty war machine capable of nearly anything. And it was going to save the day.

    On the other hand this is the bringing together of all of the strings of every conspiracy theory for the last fifty years. They quite simply need it all to be true. Because failing that the GOP, the conservatives, the right, are all monsters promoting a heinous and depraved anti-human agenda and doing so, not out of necessity, but choice. Their primary motivation being that they want the world to work in a way that makes sure the vast majority will needlessly suffer and live out lives devoid of real choice or meaning.

    The right has done monstrous things. They have betrayed the core values of our society. No man is ever comfortable thinking himself a monster. The only way to avoid this is to present the left as far worse and the dirty deeds simply fighting fire with fire. They are highly motivated to pull out all the stops and create this necessary but untrue reality out of whole cloth.

    Either way there is going to be an existential crisis. Ether the right accepts that their reality has been a stack of lies, or they bend reality by making the lies the only acceptable ‘truth’.

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  3. Wally says:

    Smoke inhalation damaged the brain. This jerque is a prima fascia example.


  4. roket says:

    FEMA Camp Conspiracies have been around since 1982, According to the Firefighter Prophet, the declaration of Martial Law would only be a good thing under a republican administration. Party before country.


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