Comrade Trump Loves It When A Plan Comes Together

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Tariffed. He really wrote Tarriffed.

But that aside, what about the crap that no one has felt the effects of any cost increases. We reported some time ago about the largest American nail company, located in Possum Hollar,  is laying off workers and projecting that they would be out of bidness soon. And we might remind Comrade Stupid that the American success story he trumpeted (see what I did there), Harley Davidson, is moving offshore to make motorcycles for the European market; why he even tweeted his displeasure:

And perhaps we should mention the alternative fact that his administration gave soybean farmers a $12B Amero bailout for destroying their markets. And we note that once a country loses a market it is lost forever. The international market turned on a dime to Brazil.

We mention all this (and bury the lede) because Comrade Stupid announced that he will tax another $200 billion in Chinese imports, or about half of all Chinese goods in the US. So we got that working for us, too.

 

 

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9 Responses to Comrade Trump Loves It When A Plan Comes Together

  1. Jim says:

    Unfortunately, the tsunami of bad economic impacts won’t hit the economy until after the mid-terms and especially in 2019.

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  2. Dennis Cole says:

    Harumph. “Tariffed.” Iz to a werd. Spellcheck didn’t even blink, let alone put a red squiggly line beneath it.

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  3. roket says:

    I still find it hard to believe that republicans are on board with destroying free trade agreements.

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    • osirisopto says:

      Yes, that is confusing.

      And of course the D’s seem to be afraid to use the pavlovian phrase that is sure to mind fuck the folks in Possum Hollar – Job Killer!

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  4. Buttemilk Sky says:

    None of this makes any sense unless you see it as an integral part of Putin’s long-term plan to destroy the United States. Isn’t treason a crime?

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  5. RWW says:

    If tariffs put the US in a strong position and work out so well, why is the response on the other side to impose tariffs on the US as a form of targeted retaliation? Shouldn’t the other side have surrendered by now? It’s more like Trump’s strategy is to shoot ourselves in the right foot and goad the ‘enemy’ to shoot us in the head.

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  6. revzafod says:

    “my Administration is working with other Motor Cycle companies who want to move into the U.S.”

    What, good ‘Murrican companies like Honda and Yamaha?

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  7. Paul Fredine says:

    and, lest we forget, he promised that all this money (billions and billions) that ‘patriotic businesses’ had taken overseas was going to come flooding back but nearly two full years in we’ve only seen about 3.5 % of those prodigal dollars come skipping merrily home. i guess that’s something else we can blame on obama.

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