News That Will Drive You To Drink

Firefighter/Prophet Mark Taylor reveals that Grandpa Walnuts was executed by a sekrit military tribunal! And they are comin’ for Hillary and the Kenyan Usurper NEXT!

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!1! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!11!

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9 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Not very secret if some rando internet yahoo knows about it.

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  2. barney says:

    Jesus America is sinking under a tide of ignorance.

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  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    These people sure have bloody fantasies. Why do they even bother claiming to worship the Prince of Peace?

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  4. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Christ, ‘Look at that funeral, nobody was smiling.’ These people have something seriously wrong with them.

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  5. MDavis says:

    “… there’s a story going around that he had brain cancer.”
    I guess that was fake news. Nope, my bad, just a rumor.
    Ya know what I mean? Ya know what I mean?

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  6. roket says:

    I bet he’s not a very good firefighter either.

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  7. Kent Fossgreen says:

    Well, he’s wearing the Big Headphones Of Credibility, so I’m pretty sure it’s true.

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