Please Seek Help, Tucker

Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and Black Studies scholar, Tucker Carlson, and Stormy Daniel’s attorney Michael Avenatti had a delightful conversation on Fox News.

Throughout the interview, Fox News’ patented insult chyron scrolled by with gems such as:

  • “TUCKER TAKES ON CREEPY PORN LAWYER”
  • “STORMY’S LAWYER AS CREEPY PORN PRESIDENT?”
  • “CPL [ed- Creepy Porn Lawyer] FINALLY AGREES TO INTERVIEW WITH TUCKER”
  • “CREEPY PORN LAWYER TOYING WITH 2020 RUN”
  • “DOES AMERICA WANT CREEPY PORN LAWYER AS PRES?”

…to which Mr. Avenatti replied later:

Why would anyone go on that show? Rhymes-with-Tucker is going to have an increasingly difficult time booking guests after last night. Seriously, who would go on that show not knowing what was going to be scrolling past under your picture?

Whoever runs standards at Fox News needs to have a chat with Tucker.

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11 Responses to Please Seek Help, Tucker

  1. roket says:

    Tucker’s mother told him to stop making that face and now, as you can see, it’s stuck that way. Sad.

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  2. MDavis says:

    “STORMY’S LAWYER AS CREEPY AS PORN PRESIDENT?”
    fify

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  3. Condi says:

    On a side note – Manafort’s guilty plea this morning has already been borg’d by the innernetz memes: Dearest Darling.

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  4. revzafod says:

    ‘Scuse me? Did you say “standards at Fox News”?

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  5. RWW says:

    Tucker could spend his entire show shouting at an empty chair and covering his screen with insult chyrons about chairs and he wouldn’t lose any part of his audience. That says more about his deplorable network and its dimwitted viewers than it says about him.

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  6. Paul Fredine says:

    fox news has standards? who knew?

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