News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Brief

Florida’s multi-hued, self-declared prophetess Kat Kerr, is doing her happy dance for taking authority over Hurricane Florence with her happy Weather Warriors for Jeebus shooting their side irons into the damn storm, and WHY CAN’T YOU HATERS THANK HER FOR SAVING YOU!!1!?

(And hopefully this concludes Kat Kerr week.)

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One Response to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Paul Fredine says:

    she’s been consulting her magic eighty-proof-ball again. i’m sure the seven people (so far) that have died would send their thanks if they could, especially that 8 month-old, but then they were all probably sinners who didn’t pray hard enough so they had it coming anyway. she’s deranged….and that’s being polite.

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