Tiger Beat looks into the pressing question of who could possibly replace evil elf Jeff Sessions after the midterms when Comrade Stupid is certain to fire him:
Senate Republicans are in a jam when it comes to Jeff Sessions.
While resigned to President Donald Trump firing the attorney general after the midterm elections, they suspect that perhaps only a sitting senator could win confirmation as Sessions’ successor — that is, someone they could trust not to interfere with special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation. But no one from their ranks seems to want the job.
We’ll cut to the chase: Texas Senator John Cornyn says he won’t do it, and Senatorette Lindsey Graham demurred that jus’ ’bout anyone would be more qualified than li’l ole steel magnolia hisself:
“No. I like being a senator. There are plenty of more qualified people than me. Bunches of them, thousands,” Graham said Wednesday.