News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Wow, Florida’s multi-hued Weather Warrior for Jeebus and noted self-declared prophetess Kat Kerr is claiming victory in taking authority over Hurricane Florence:

Congrats to the people of the Carolinas coastlines: you got that working for ya!

I guess all them Possum Hollar weather warriors shooting into the storm worked! So, if any one anywhere gets hurt, you need to raise it to Kat Kerr, or git yerself a weather weapon and fire away, for Jeebus.

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3 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Art says:

    Seems to me that if she has authority that she must then have control. Which means that everything that happens after she states she has authority is, quite literally, her responsibility. I say everyone who suffers any losses from this point on should sue her for damages.

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  2. M. Bouffant says:

    Why doesn’t she like the hair color her Gawd gave her?

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  3. RWW says:

    Xristian Xrazies of yesteryear would have burned the old hag at the stake for practicing witchcraft.

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