Happy Hour News Briefs
Wow, Florida’s multi-hued Weather Warrior for Jeebus and noted self-declared prophetess Kat Kerr is claiming victory in taking authority over Hurricane Florence:
Congrats to the people of the Carolinas coastlines: you got that working for ya!
I guess all them Possum Hollar weather warriors shooting into the storm worked! So, if any one anywhere gets hurt, you need to raise it to Kat Kerr, or git yerself a weather weapon and fire away, for Jeebus.