JPMorgan C.E.O. Jamie Dimon said that were he to run for president, he would easily beat Prznint Stupid on account of being smarter, as tough, and originally from a poorer section of Queens than Comrade Trump. And then he walked it all back.
Given that Dimon went full circle in under an hour, and that Hurricane Florence is barreling into the heart of Possum Hollar, one might have thought Preznint Stupid would just ignore it.
The problem with banker Jamie Dimon running for President is that he doesn’t have the aptitude or “smarts” & is a poor public speaker & nervous mess – otherwise he is wonderful. I’ve made a lot of bankers, and others, look much smarter than they are with my great economic policy!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 13, 2018
Because there is nothing more important to our Narcissist-in-Chief than punching back. Sure, his base is going to be neck deep in pig poo when the manure lagoons burst, and the snake handlers/weather warriors for Jeebus shooting at the storm will be swept away, but prznint Stupid is not gonna look weak being pwned by some lib.