He Picks His Fights Carefully

Comrade Preznint Stupid picks his fights carefully.

JPMorgan C.E.O. Jamie Dimon said that were he to run for president, he would easily beat Prznint Stupid on account of being smarter, as tough, and originally from a poorer section of Queens than Comrade Trump. And then he walked it all back.

Given that Dimon went full circle in under an hour, and that Hurricane Florence is barreling into the heart of Possum Hollar, one might have thought Preznint Stupid would just ignore it.


Because there is nothing more important to our Narcissist-in-Chief than punching back. Sure, his base is going to be neck deep in pig poo when the manure lagoons burst, and the snake handlers/weather warriors for Jeebus shooting at the storm will be swept away, but prznint Stupid is not gonna look weak being pwned by some lib.

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6 Responses to He Picks His Fights Carefully

  1. MDavis says:

    I thought you were making a hurricane joke with “went full circle in under an hour” so DT should ignore him like he is ignoring the other rotating mass of wind… Wait, Jamie Dimon is “some lib”?


  2. Jim says:

    Jamie Dimon is a liberal in the same way that I am the long missing last Emperor of the Qing Dynasty.

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    • MDavis says:

      I googled him – his google mini-bio has him down as a Democrat. There must be money in it for him somehow, or he believes that Hanauer guy and cannot figure out how to profit on farm implement stocks once the pitchforks come out.


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