News That Will Drive You To Drink

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The Pride of Florida, Hello Kity-colored “Prophetess” Kat Ker is back with an update on her attempt to take authority on Hurricane Florence and tells us that Jeebus wants a new logo for weather warriors:

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9 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. MDavis says:

    Didn’t want to listen, so let it run until she finally showed her logo. Then I backed it up a bit to see what she had to say about it (nothing it turn out – well “unless we start doing this” (points at logo, crosshairs over hurricane symbol) and she’s saying something about “what Jesus did, or Yashweh, doesn’t matter what you call him…”
    Unka Pat isn’t gonna like that. Branding! If you don’t control your branding, how are you gonna corner the market and demand all the donations go to YOU?! Huh? Answer me that!!

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  2. Osirisopto says:

    She’s gonna shoot that poor, defenseless hurricane?
    I feel so triggered.

    Think I’ll go a cry in the bathtub now.

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  3. RWW says:

    Did Thomas Kincaid design her set on his last drunk before he shuffled off to the long hereafter?

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  4. roket says:

    Good thing this doesn’t work against blue waves.

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  5. Paul Fredine says:

    when did chic-fil-a start serving alcohol?

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