500 Quatloos Says He Didn’t Read The Book

I swear to Blog, that is like an essay written by the kid who didn’t do the reading assignment.

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2 Responses to 500 Quatloos Says He Didn’t Read The Book

  1. YellowDog says:

    That was probably the tenth take, and still they had to edit out the self-aggrandizement and the whining about witch hunts and crooked Hillary.

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  2. RWW says:

    What I heard was more like: “It was so great of those tremendous, incredible people who died in the 9/11 attack without whom I couldn’t pretend to show empathy as I stand in the Rose Garden 17 years later and make baseless and spurious promises about preventing possible future terrorist attacks. They can thank me when I finally die at the age of 200 (thanks Dr. Ronnie) and ascend to heaven to take the thrown away from Lyin’ Jesus and Crooked God, who are both very low energy and don’t do enough rallies in red states to win in the very difficult Electoral College, and…”

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