Yay! Theocrat Stops Hurricane Florence

As expected, Florida’s multi-hued prophet Kat Kerr is taking authority over Hurricane Florence. As one does.

You may recall that Kerr has taken authority over many other storms, and assorted wildfires.

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10 Responses to Yay! Theocrat Stops Hurricane Florence

  1. Steve-O says:

    If she is taking authority over the storms (and fires and everything), as the authority, doesn’t that mean she’s responsible? Then she can pay up!

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  2. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Like God is going to take anyone seriously when they are mocking Him with a Marvin the Martian with a halo t-shirt.

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  3. Sir Nigel says:

    Florence! Respect mah authoritaye!

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  4. Osirisopto says:

    The opener at the liquor store knows her well.

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    • Osirisopto says:

      She still can’t cast a spell worth shit.

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      • MDavis says:

        Which is surely why she is trying to horn in on the theocrat racket.
        She clearly doesn’t understand the policies. Without a horn, she must not attempt authority – her role is to promote, listen and wash up after meetings. Also bring the sammiches. It’s the patriarch way.

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  5. RWW says:

    I’d take authority over her crazy and order it to go away, but this is how God made her, so I’ll leave it alone.

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  6. God never approved that hair color. YOU GONE TO HELL, LADY!!!!

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  7. Paul Fredine says:

    when the storm hits land i expect at least a big ‘oopsie’.

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