Saving Private Lyin’

“What are you wearing?”

This should be setting off alarm bells:

Comrade Stupid has already tweeted that he’s gonna go all Alamo and rescue Ayatollah Ted. Hilarity is sure to ensue.

(Tiger Beat on the Potomac [Thanks Charlie!] has a longish post up on how it came to pass that The Russian Usurper would come to Texas to save a Canadian.)

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4 Responses to Saving Private Lyin’

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Funny how Trump, the biggest Cruz detractor of them all, thinks he can help Lyin’ Ted, the guy with the 4/10 (WOULD NOT BANG!!!) wife, who incidentally, dyes her hair (as does Ted himself).

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  2. roket says:

    Will Trump be visiting TX on Halloween?

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  3. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Lyin’ Ted’s dealing with fake news
    The red state of Texas is a turnin’ to blue
    I’ll be your guest, but you’re still gonna lose
    I’ll come campaigning on a Trump Cruz
    Soo-ee, soo-ee baby
    Soo-ee, soo-ee baby
    Soo-ee, soo-ee baby
    I’ll come campaigning on a Trump Cruz

    Feel like lyin’ baby won’t ya join me please?
    I don’t like jail so I need a majority
    I got to get to stumpin’, get my MAGA hat off the rack
    Sorry ’bout the last campaign I put a knife in your back
    I’ll be your guest, but you’re still gonna lose
    I’ll come campaigning on a Trump Cruz
    Soo-ee, soo-ee baby
    Soo-ee, soo-ee baby
    Soo-ee, soo-ee baby
    I’ll come campaigning on a Trump Cruz

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  4. Dennis Cole says:

    “Another one bites the crust,
    Another one bites the crust
    And another one’s gone, and another one’s gone
    Another one bites the crust.”

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