Pornygate Update

When Stormy gets blue /
Her eyes get gray and cloudy /
Then the rain begins to fall /
Pitter patter, pitter patter…

Prznint Horndog has agreed to give up his right to pursue millions of dollars in damages against porn star Stormy Daniels for breaking the allegedly water-tight NDA when she went public with Anderson Cooper. What is so funny is for expediency’s sake, HE is now claiming that the NDA was never signed and therefor invalid (which is what SHE claimed originally) and HE wants the hush money back!

Cheapest. Billionaire. Ever.

Daniels sued Prznint Stupid for defamation after the stable genius called her a liar, claiming the shtupping never happened, and now he says (in effect) that Daniels has been telling the truth.

[Ed. – Brace yourselves for a shock, gentle readers!]

Which also means that he has been lying about eff’ing a pornstar without protection while his wife recovers from birthing their son. I can hardly wait to hear the Evangelicals explain this one away.

My guess is that what Comrade Stupid is really trying to do is avoid being under oath and questioned by Michael Avenatti, because imagine what he might be asked and compelled to answer.


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13 Responses to Pornygate Update

  1. Jim says:

    I think that’s exactly right. He should be rightly fearful of Avenatti because he doesn’t know what it is that Avenatti has on him but maybe dimly aware that he wouldn’t be very good under cross-examination.


  2. ming says:

    Evangelicals won’t be explaining this one away. The will pretend it didn’t happen, but if it did it’s irrelevant.

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    • MDavis says:

      It’s totally irrelevant to evangelicals. He’s nominated Brett. Brett will give them what they want (they believe) and this is the sort of thing they are counting on getting. So what if Donnie T banged a porn actress and then fiddled around with campaign cash to cover it up before the election, they are going to get to look down on gays and blacks again, up to and including causing the occasional death. So what if cops are lynching certain members of our society, they get to feel superior and safe again. So what if we are heading toward an extinction level climate event, they are getting what they want right now.

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      • ming says:

        Yup. It’s obvious that this is about taking whatever they want by any means possible. The hypocrisy just makes it more obnoxious.

        And as a geoscientist, I believe that we are already well into the 6th mass extinction. The biggest one at the end of the Permian (90 to 96% of all species) was triggered by CO2 released from the Siberian Traps flood basalts and the resulting methane clathrate feedback loop (i.e. the big burp). It’s happening today by the same mechanism but a different cause.

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      • Bruce388 says:

        People who know they’re getting Raptured tend not to give a shit.


      • MDavis says:

        That whole raptured story just pisses me off. Are they claiming the Bible says so?
        Because it don’t.
        Are they claiming that their preacher tells them so?
        Their bible says that makes him a false prophet or a hypocrite.
        Besides, it is so very stupid. These people don’t understand anything. They don’t understand science, magic, miracles or prayer.


    • osirisopto says:

      They’ll turn to their favorite get out of hell free card… Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

      So, get in line behind me ’cause I don’t believe in sin, therefore I cannot commit a sin, therefore I am without sin. We’ll start with river rock and work our way up to pavers.

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  3. Sirius Lunacy says:

    This is where I really miss Jon Swift. He would know exactly how to explain it away.


  4. RWW says:

    Was the so-called President speaking for David Dennison on this matter, and did he say when he expects the check to arrive in Mr. Dennison’s name so Mr. Dennison can report the income on Mr. Dennison’s tax returns?


  5. Dennis Cole says:

    Please, let’s call them by their correct name – Talibangelicals. They’re getting what they so desperately yearn for, and so they couldn’t care less HOW many porn stars, or Playboy Bunnies he’s shtupped; after all none of them are without such sin themselves.
    Also, too, he can shoot anyone he wants on 5th Ave. They would prefer such victims to be lousy scum protestors, but ANYONE on the receiving end of Hair Furor’s wrath would be deemed a victim of an “Act of God.” He’s already been granted dispensation, and serving up Glorious Gore suits them just fine.


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