Happy Hour News Briefs
Hey, look, it’s Dr. Chaps talking about how repealing Net Neutrality caused innernet speed to be faster with Matt Barber, the man who only thinks about hot, sweaty man-on-man sex with thighs like pistons that can pump all night! Bet Mat knows how many bps he gets!
Anyway, + 21% faster? Says WHO? Where he live?
Seattle’s private monopoly (Comcast) has very clearly been throttled us.