Duncan Hunter, The Legendary Flying Rabbit of San Diego, Has Some ‘Splainin’ To Do

In this allegory, Hunter is the bunny, and the balloon is his career.

And so now we know: Rep. Duncan ‘Cottontail’ Hunter has a few other Easter Eggs up his… sleeve?

“Rep. Duncan Hunter (R-CA) may have illegally spent campaign funds on at least five women who are not his wife — whom he has blamed for financial wrongdoing that has gotten them both indicted…

“…The Hunters overdrew their bank account more than 1,100 times in seven years and were penalized nearly $38,000 in overdraft and other fees, and they also maxed out their credit cards and were hit with about $24,600 in fees and penalties.

“Prosecutors say the congressman spent some of the campaign money on five individuals living in Washington, D.C.

“Defense attorney Gregory Vega wrote a letter to the Department of Justice complaining that prosecutors had notified him that they have photos of an intoxicated Hunter and some of those women.

“While there may be evidence of infidelity, irresponsibility or alcohol dependence, once properly understood, the underlying facts do not equate to criminal activity,” Vega wrote.”

And he’s running for re-election as a family values Republican.

Silly rabbit.

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5 Responses to Duncan Hunter, The Legendary Flying Rabbit of San Diego, Has Some ‘Splainin’ To Do

  1. roket says:

    Moral turpitude. Show us your peen pics.

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  2. Osirisopto says:

    Of course he’s running on family values.
    Just not his family or values.

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  3. MDavis says:

    “And he’s running for re-election as a family values Republican.”
    Those ARE Republican family values.
    It is what packing the courts and gerrymandering are supposed to get us back to – you know, the Great stuff they want to go back to.

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  4. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    What kind of bunnies was he paying airfare for?

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    • tengrain says:

      the carrot nibbling sort. Seriously, he paid $600 Ameros of campaign cash to buy a seat to fly his pet bunny to DC.

      Rgds,

      TG

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