News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein wants us to know… well, I’ll let him tell you all about it:

Yeah, Josh, removing the Russian Usurper will unite the right… oh, wait. That’s right. Let’s see, so if the Left wins, the right will start a revolution, and if the right wins (according to Comrade Stupid), the Left will start a revolution.

So it seems that according to the Right, there’s gonna be a revolution no matter who wins, so we might as well win. Amiright? Don’t be silly, I’m Left.

Get out the vote, people. That’s the ticket. And let’s ITMFA.

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10 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. And I’m suuuure we’ll see ol’ Joshy right there at the forefront charging into battle.

    Quick, didn’t the R’s do like 100 investigations of BENHAZI!!!!EMAILS!!!11!!ELEVENTY!! alone? I’m relatively certain Trey Gowdy did like 25 all by his spiky-haired self…

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  2. roket says:

    The revolution they get will not be the revolution they were expecting.

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  3. Ten Bears says:

    I’m looking forward to busting some heads. Don’t have to be a Peace Freak to be against …

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  4. retiredeng says:

    Looney Tunes!

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  5. Osirisopto says:

    OMG! He’s learned to dress himself, studied composition, improved his green screen technique, and apparently gotten into makeup, too.

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  6. RWW says:

    This same garbled, nonsensical message is coming from many rightwing and/or religious nutjobs lately. They crave the idea of violence, love the idea of violence, but then say that’s what the “other side” is going to be responsible for and it’s a bad thing.

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