Happy Hour News Briefs
Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein wants us to know… well, I’ll let him tell you all about it:
Yeah, Josh, removing the Russian Usurper will unite the right… oh, wait. That’s right. Let’s see, so if the Left wins, the right will start a revolution, and if the right wins (according to Comrade Stupid), the Left will start a revolution.
So it seems that according to the Right, there’s gonna be a revolution no matter who wins, so we might as well win. Amiright? Don’t be silly, I’m Left.
Get out the vote, people. That’s the ticket. And let’s ITMFA.