About Last Night…

The Republican Party Takes Flight

In the terrible sand kingdom of Arizonastan, John McCain easily won the nomination…

oh, wait.

Rep. Martha McSally dispatched Dr. Kelli Ward (the Mad Obstetrician of the Mojave) and Sheriff Joe, so in a way Grandpa Walnuts did win the Republican race for who will replace aptly-named Senator Flake, who is retiring. Gov. Ducey will be winning the Kingdom for a second term.

Rep. McSally will now run against Rep. Kyrsten Sinema, who won her race (as expected) by 80 points. McSally and Sinema are both leaving House seats that will now be empty and therefore competitive.

The Return of Florida Man: Donald Trump wins! 

Wait. What?

Noted orange ass-kisser Rep. Ron DeSantis won the GOP nomination for gubnor, but the big story is that the Democratic nominee, Tallahassee mayor Andrew Gillum won. Not one, single statewide Florida poll had Gillum above 4th place. He was endorsed by Bernie Sanders, and the Yutes of Today came out an voted for him, defying all predictions.


The local polling experts lost, bigly. It looks like 2016 is coming at us again.

Do NOT become complacent. Getting out the vote is what is going to win the 2018 Pie Fight.



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7 Responses to About Last Night…

  1. Ellis Weiner says:

    And you saw DeSanctis telling FLA voters not to “monkey this up,” this morning. The guy’s got klass with a capital KKK.

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  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Florida: dead animals on the beaches, dead people on the streets. Time for a change!

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  3. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Leading up to the election I felt Gillam was one of two very good and very strong candidates. I didn’t make my final decision until election day.
    Also, DeSantis has already come out and said that Florida should not “monkey this up” by electing the black man as gov.

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  4. Karla says:

    I’ll be phone banking and canvassing in the lead up to Nov 6 here in FL. For all the Dem candidates. We do not need Bat Boy as our senator! And I want to hand that racist piece of shit DeSantis his ass on a platter. I think Gillum has too much class, but I’d love to hear him call DeSantis “boy.”

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    • Jim says:

      GOTV will be critical in FL for Democrats. Because of the enormous, white conservative, Fox-watching retiree voting block, FL has slipped from trending purple for statewide races to slipping back into reliably red territory. Nelson is now in real trouble and Gillum will be vilified as someone who will transform FL into Venezuela of the North. It’s going to be pretty uphill for Dems in FL for the midterms.


  5. RWW says:

    So much stupid and crazy for rightwing Arizonastans to choose from. If only Comrade Stupid would have weighed in by pardoning the one who is a felon and endorsing the one who is batshit insane…


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