In the terrible sand kingdom of Arizonastan, John McCain easily won the nomination…
Rep. Martha McSally dispatched Dr. Kelli Ward (the Mad Obstetrician of the Mojave) and Sheriff Joe, so in a way Grandpa Walnuts did win the Republican race for who will replace aptly-named Senator Flake, who is retiring. Gov. Ducey will be winning the Kingdom for a second term.
Rep. McSally will now run against Rep. Kyrsten Sinema, who won her race (as expected) by 80 points. McSally and Sinema are both leaving House seats that will now be empty and therefore competitive.
The Return of Florida Man: Donald Trump wins!
Noted orange ass-kisser Rep. Ron DeSantis won the GOP nomination for gubnor, but the big story is that the Democratic nominee, Tallahassee mayor Andrew Gillum won. Not one, single statewide Florida poll had Gillum above 4th place. He was endorsed by Bernie Sanders, and the Yutes of Today came out an voted for him, defying all predictions.
The local polling experts lost, bigly. It looks like 2016 is coming at us again.
Do NOT become complacent. Getting out the vote is what is going to win the 2018 Pie Fight.