News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs

Our old pal, end-times enthusiast Rick Wiles went into his barn-studio, mucked out the horse shit and gives us the True News (not FAKE NEWS!!1!) we can use!

Today’s timely topic is why the Clintons and Tony Podesta (of the bolognese fame) are not in prison, though they’ve left a 30-years long trail of dead bodies… Here’s the big reveal!

Yup. Bob Mueller.

It seems so obvious now! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!1!

(The only thing that the Boomers seem to hate more than the Millennials are the Clintons. I just don’t get this at all. Rick Wiles’ last words will probably be about Hillary. Of course, she will probably be the only person to hear his last words, if you know what I mean and I think you do!!1!)

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6 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Karla says:

    Hey, I’m a boomer, and I don’t hate the Clintons nor Millenials. But then, I’m a skirt, so all bets are off, I guess.

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    • Well I’m an old hippie who never hated either of them, either. Maybe we should march in the streets and burn our Boomer cards.

      Also when I invent my time machine the next folks to get a whack upside the head (other than baby hitler, of course) is going to be Strauss and Howe for the gargantuan pile of ahistorical bullshit that is the stupid “Generations” theory.

      ALL it has ever been is a handy cudgel for the PTB to divide us in the face of authoritarian evil.

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  2. Jim says:

    Hey, I’m a Boomer and father of a Millennial son and a Generation Z daughter. I worked for the Clinton administration and though he was too Centrist he was far better than the Bush who preceded him and the Bush that succeeded him (only time that’s happened in US history). I work with a lot of Millennials and though I am always surprised they can work withh earphones on all the time, they do so productively.


  3. Jules MomCat says:

    Every time Suckface badmouths Hillary, I go into a bruxism bout. I worked under the Clintons as a director of Literacy Action of Central Arkansas when Bill was Governor, and they were honest, dedicated, and devoted to eliminating adult illiteracy. Which is obviously anathema to Suckface. If he had half the integrity Hillary has, he MIGHT qualify to scrub WH shittatoria.


  4. MDavis says:

    The difference between making up shit and making up innuendo is that it is a lot harder to fact check innuendo.


  5. roket says:

    If this were true, it speaks volumes about the capabilities of right-leaning homicide hunters. Sad.


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