Pecker Shafts Trump

Who is Trump Shtupping?

Former Trump Tower doorman Dino Sajudin tells CNN that he can now reveal what he knows about an illegitimate child that Prznint Horn Dog had with an ex-housekeeper.

Sajudin says he has been released from his capture-and-kill contract with AMI, the company that owns the National Enquirer, which itself is owned by appropriately-named gossip monger David Pecker. CNN got a hold of a copy of the contract  between Sajudin and AMI.

Some dates to keep in mind:

  • June 16, 2015: Candidate Stupid declared his run in the 2016 Goat Rodeo
  • Nov. 15, 2015: Sajudin signs the contract with AMI/Pecker
  • Dec. 2015: the contract is amended

This is likely to be another illegal campaign contribution.

We do not know what else is in Pecker’s spank-bank of Comrade Horny’s rutting exploits, but we do know that he paid off porn stars and Playmates after he banged them to keep them silent during the Goat Rodeo, and now we can add that somewhere out there is another little Trump squirt, so to speak.

Them-thar family values type Xristians out in Possum Hollar are going to have to adjust their justifications again.

But wait! There’s more! As you may recall, Steve Bannon said that there were hundreds of women who were paid off. And if that is true (and I have no doubt that there are more women, but hundreds?), and IF there are indeed more payoffs around these same dates, then there’s a lot more illegal campaign contributions.

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12 Responses to Pecker Shafts Trump

  1. osirisopto says:

    Of course there are hundreds of women.

    Two questions come to my mind: who paid for them to “date” the scumbag, and who paid them to keep quiet about it?

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  2. w3ski4me says:

    I figure Donno has a bunch of abortions in his past. We know he thinks his money makes him attractive, and Stormy said he didn’t bother with protection. I found it frustrating that the Christians will defend his affairs to the death, but I have to wonder if they will defend his abortions so easily?
    Maybe “the truth will set us free” of him and their self righteous babbling.


    • osirisopto says:

      Isn’t the christian creed: “fill-in-theblank for me, not for thee”?

      In this case excusing Donny “Tiny Hands” Trump’s abortions will be promoted as a test of the faithful from God.

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  3. Bruce388 says:

    Mocking McCain was OK, mocking the disabled reporter was OK, sex with Stormy was OK, cheating on his three wives was OK, hiding his tax returns was OK, abortions won’t be any big deal for the Bible thumpers.

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  4. Hundreds of women?? Lord have mercy.

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  5. Ten Bears says:

    Hundreds is locker-room talk, but multiple tens I am sure. Guys who pay for it tend to pay often.

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  6. Redhand says:

    This whole “Alpha Male” shtick in which some “rich” asshole like Trump (or, say, David Pecker) gets his pitcher took wit bootiful wimmen is enough to make me retch. Every one of these “lookit my schwantz” yahoos should end up like the artificial hooman in this video:


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