Comrade Trump, Betrayed By His Pecker

Appropriately-named David Pecker, he of capped teeth and of gossip rag The National Enquirer and long, long, long time pal of Trump, has flipped. Axios explains the implication:

“David Pecker, CEO of American Media, Inc., which publishes The National Enquirer, has been granted immunity for providing information to federal prosecutors about President Trump’s knowledge of Michael Cohen’s payments prior to the 2016 election to two women who alleged sexual encounters with Trump.”

So, in other words, he can confirm Cohen’s testimony about paying off Playmates and Porn Stars before the election, and (probably) can verify the intent that makes it felonious.

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16 Responses to Comrade Trump, Betrayed By His Pecker

  1. And how long have you had that title stashed in your back pocket, Ten?? 😛

    Mrs Desertrat and I were riffing on ‘stick your Pecker in it’ and ‘Stepped on his own Pecker’ jokes. last night as this news broke.

    Basically it’s heaven to be a 12YO boy these days!

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    • tengrain says:

      BDR –

      The secret to MPS’ success is to be the innernet’s bratty kid brother.

      It helps that I am a bratty kid brother. I put my brattiness at about 10-yo, BTW.

      Rgds,

      TG

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  2. roket says:

    Although it appears that the crew is abandoning the bigly sinking ship, the passengers still have faith in their Captain. Bless their hearts. Oh! And they’re in my thoughts and prayers also too.

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  3. Jules MomCat says:

    “Comrade Trump, Betrayed By His Pecker”
    ROTFLMAOUIPMP!!!
    (ROTFLMAO Until I Pee My Pants!!!)

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  4. RWW says:

    I want to hear from Goddess Eiron on Trump being ratted out by a genuine purveyor of FAKE NEWS!!!11!!!1 I think Scissorheads all know what that’ll sound like.

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  5. Redhand says:

    he of capped teeth

    How utterly gross!

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    • tengrain says:

      But look at those chompers, Redhand! It’s not just that they are so obviously capped, it’s like they added about 20 extra.

      Rgds,

      TG

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      • Maybe he’s like a shark, continually growing new rows of ’em…

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      • Jules MomCat says:

        Not to pee on anyone’s Wheaties, but as a Dental Technician, I can tell you that he has at least 14 Maxillary, and 14 mandibular crowns, (in shade A1) at a cost of probably $1K apiece, minimum. Which doesn’t make him an upstanding citizen, by a long shot: just his dentist’s favorite patient.

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      • Bruce388 says:

        I wonder when Rudy’s going to cough up the Ameros to do his lower teeth.

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    • donnah says:

      They look like those fake wax teeth. All of Trump’s associates look as phony and fake as plastic toys. With brains to match.

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  6. donnah says:

    Also, too, just read this one: Trump Claims Pecker Never Worked for Him.

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