Mikhail, er, Michael Cohen, Comrade Stupid’s stupidest lawyer (sorry Rudy!) has surrendered to the FBI; he is ordered to report to the court at 4PM Eastern, and there will allegedly be a plea deal.
Cohen is expected to plead guilty to multiple counts of campaign finance violations, tax fraud and bank fraud, which means he cannot claim 5th Amendment rights to any further questioning in relationship to these charges.
Also/Too: Cohen was the vice-chair of Finance Committee of the RNC. Let that sink in for a moment.
PS – I am reminded that if this campaign finance charge is related to Stormy Daniels, it could mean that Michael Avenati gets to depose Trump. And think about that for a moment: Trump under oath.
And twitterstorm, in 3… 2… 1…
UPDATE 1: Cohen just confessed to breaking campaign finance laws AT THE DIRECTION OF DONALD TRUMP. This just made Comrade Trump a co-conspirator.