Bad Signs, Cont.

Diamond

Back in the day, it was buy her a diamond and there was sumpin’ ’bout a rifle.
Or so I’m told.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Dennis Cole)

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5 Responses to Bad Signs, Cont.

  1. Karla says:

    I thought that was a shotgun.

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  2. She’s going to be wanting that rifle as well, they’re a matching set.

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  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    If you give her a diamond, you won’t need that penis substitute.

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  4. roket says:

    Normally, if there is a rifle/shotgun involved, the wedding ring comes much later. Usually after the baby.

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  5. Pyed says:

    Get her a free rifle with her engagement ring, then once the two of you are firmly married she can avail herself of more than the 50% an alimony would have secured of your assets.

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