Happy Hour News Briefs
Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, laughed so hard she farted:
The White House announced that the first lady will be “addressing the positive and negative effects of social media on youth” during brief remarks at the summit in Rockville, Md., on Monday.
And, you know, just as a reminder: Prznint Bullypants called Omarosa a variety of bullying names on Twitter all week long.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Axel Grease)