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Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, laughed so hard she farted:

Melania Trump to speak at cyberbullying summit next week

The White House announced that the first lady will be “addressing the positive and negative effects of social media on youth” during brief remarks at the summit in Rockville, Md., on Monday.

And, you know, just as a reminder: Prznint Bullypants called Omarosa a variety of bullying names on Twitter all week long.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Axel Grease)

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9 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Condi says:

    Rockville isn’t that far from DC proper (what – maybe 5 miles?), but given her daily life with lil’ Donnie it might as well be Jamaica…

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    • Jim says:

      Little bit farther than 5 miles. It is the county seat of Montgomery Co. MD where I live, Considerably outdates te founding of DC. Anyway, this is a very liberal, very multti-ethnic county. Also, Rockville is where F. Scott Fitzgerald died and ended up in a grave adjacent to a strip mall. Still there, I think. Quite sad. But, Melania better be coming with a pretty liberal embracing message.

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  2. RWW says:

    If the White House is providing the content of Melanoma’s presentation, I’m sure that the positives will be everything Comrade Stupid has ever twatted and the negative will be FAKE NEWS!!!11!

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  3. speaking of not flushing the toilet paper…..

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  4. Bruce388 says:

    I never get tired of that photo of the lovebirds.

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  5. osirisopto says:

    I can see it now – Melania starts out by saying

    “Over the past three years I have witnessed more cyberbullying than anyone could possibly imagine. It is never ending. Every day at 4:00 in the morning the tweeting, the cynical cackling and evil giggles and vicious mutterings of “take that”, “that’ll show them” and the ever present “fucking libtard”. The only thing worse is the horrible stench that wafts from out the bathroom. Its would make anyones stomach turn, but it does make dieting much easier.”

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  6. roket says:

    Methinks she should have gone with Russian Orphans instead of cyberbullying. Sad.

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