Pop Quiz!

Squiggy Trump

Page Six tells us the lovey-doves nicknames that Sguiggy and his ersatz Bellatrix Lestrange, Kimberly Guilfoyle, have for each other:

We’re told the former Fox News host addressed the presidential offspring as Junior Mint (seemingly a reference to his bank account, although insiders claimed it has nothing to do with money).

Apparently Don Jr. calls her — somewhat less inventively — Pooh Bear.

Jeebus, Junior Mint. Squiggy cannot escape Comrade Trump even in the sack? Pooh Bear? The mind boggles how that one came about.

We can do better than this, Scissorheads, let’s help out the scavengers, er love birds.

For 3/17 of 2pts. towards your summer session, name the pet names that they can squawk out in moments of passion that truly captures who they are!

In the comments, #2 Lead Pencils only.

UPDATE 1: Our pop quiz seems to have slipped into Twitter:

But we can still do better! Keep at it, Scissorheads!

[ED – Yes, this is pinned to the top. Nomenclature is important. Fresher posts below! (maybe?) — TG]

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17 Responses to Pop Quiz!

  1. Pooh Bear aka ‘WInnie’ aka ‘Edward’ is definitely male.

    Wonder if his other pet name for her is ‘Peg’ [gdr]

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  2. Osirisopto says:

    My vote for JR. mint is any of

    Wallet
    7:30 x 9:00
    Stepping stone
    543104889931172 01/20 759

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  3. Osirisopto says:

    For Pohlen bear

    Get it off me! Get it off!

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  4. RobGinChicago says:

    Junior Mint! And here I thought that his origins were a Tic-Tac.

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  5. RobGinChicago says:

    Junior calls Kimberly “Pooh Bear” because she does it in the woods, but then, poor spelling runs in the family.

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  6. Bruce388 says:

    “Adulterer” and “Homewrecker” work for me.

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  7. laura says:

    Shitbag and Skank seems to hit all the right notes.

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  8. Pyed says:

    Trust Junior Mint (aka D. Minted Jr.) to get the wrong Winnie the Pooh character for Guilfoyle. It should be Piglet.

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  9. The Match says:

    Inmate .05 and Evita Braun

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  10. osirisopto says:

    Jr. = STDid
    Guifoyle = STDoes

    Jr. = Infectee
    G = Infector

    Jr. = Mark
    G = Saturday Night Special

    Jr. = Shithead
    G = Rolling in it

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  11. Lsamsa says:

    Sorry…I’m just stuck on that picture.
    Like a little boy who was just told that his faraway (in more ways than one) Daddy had sent him a card saying ‘Good boy’.
    Sad & Sick.

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  12. He’s got a purdy mouth….

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  13. Osirisopto says:

    I just reaalzed the word “mint” has two meanings.

    So, who’s trolling whom here?

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