Page Six tells us the lovey-doves nicknames that Sguiggy and his ersatz Bellatrix Lestrange, Kimberly Guilfoyle, have for each other:
We’re told the former Fox News host addressed the presidential offspring as Junior Mint (seemingly a reference to his bank account, although insiders claimed it has nothing to do with money).
Apparently Don Jr. calls her — somewhat less inventively — Pooh Bear.
Jeebus, Junior Mint. Squiggy cannot escape Comrade Trump even in the sack? Pooh Bear? The mind boggles how that one came about.
We can do better than this, Scissorheads, let’s help out the
scavengers, er love birds.
For 3/17 of 2pts. towards your summer session, name the pet names that they can squawk out in moments of passion that truly captures who they are!
In the comments, #2 Lead Pencils only.
UPDATE 1: Our pop quiz seems to have slipped into Twitter:
Don Jr = Jr Mint
Don Sr = Impeach Mint
Eric = Disappoint Mint
Melania = Non-Disclosure Agree Mint
Ivanka = Orna Mint
Jared = Indict Mint
The Trump legacy = Embarrass Mint
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) August 15, 2018
But we can still do better! Keep at it, Scissorheads!
[ED – Yes, this is pinned to the top. Nomenclature is important. Fresher posts below! (maybe?) — TG]