News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Oh, crap! Our old pal Coach Dave found the seekrit way to make forced birth Konstitutional!!1!

Looks like it is checkmate for us!

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8 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. osirisopto says:

    Whenever Coach Dave, and Anti-Coach Dave get together they create a singularity of stupid.

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  2. Well Dave, it also says the United States is constitutionally bound to provide welfare to all, too!

    CheckersMate!

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  3. Pyed says:

    How absurd! The universe finally finds a way to rid itself of the deranged blandishments of Alex Jones and another right-wing nutjob floats to the surface.

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  4. MDavis says:

    This dude would flunk Philosophy 101, also History, remedial.

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  5. roket says:

    So is Coach Dave going to retire from bitching now?

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  6. For some reason, the first time I saw this post, the video was of the Dog and Butterfly (and yes, I just made a Heart reference, and I’m proud of it!).

    That was much preferable, frankly. Even a butterfly on his nose wouldn’t improve Coach Dave…..

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  7. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    For all these years, he thought that ‘posterity’ referred to buttsex.

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