Elmira Gantry Huckabee Sanders is 36 today.
Let’s sing her the Happy Birthday Song, but with our own lyrics, so we are not infringing upon the copyright holder’s, um, right? So, Scissorheads, put on your Hallmark Hats and get busy! We owe the Possum Princess a rousing chorus today!
So, for 3/17 of 1/10 of a point towards your Summer Session final, write Elmira a lyric (or two) – in the Blue Book, #3 Lead Pencils.
Format Example: Happy Birthday to you/You have a loose screw…
[ED – because I love birthday parties—I, myself, intend to collect the whole set—we are keeping this post on top. –TG]
[PS – fresher posts, if any, will be below.]