News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Jeebus weeps

Our old pal Rev. Fishsticks is on Twitter, y’all! And he’s got a suggestion:

Shhh, no one tell the Rev. that Richard “Beebo” Russell, the dude who stole and crashed the plane, was a white Xristian male, Okay?

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3 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Man, he got HIS ass handed to him in that thread tout suite!

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  2. A.J. says:

    “We don’t have any way of telling the difference between the ones who would, and the ones who wouldn’t.”

    LOCK EM’ ALL UP. EVERYONE! CHRISTIANS TOO! INTO THE FEMA CAMPS – NOW!

    That’s right you idiot. You can’t tell.

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  3. Dennis Cole says:

    When asked by the control tower if he had any piloting experience, he replied, “Well, I’ve played a lot of video games…” And no, landings are NOT a featured part of most of those games – players are usually SHOT down.

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