Pop Quiz!

Mars Awaits? Seriously? (Hat tip: Scissorhead Fran)


[ED. – We are keeping this vitally important Quiz on top! — TG]
[P.S. – Maybe fresher posts below?]

As the perennial MPS joke goes, we are not opposed to sending Mike Pence into space, it’s the return trip that bums us out.

Anyway, the earth-bound walking termite buffet announced plans for the creation of the sixth branch of the U.S. military: the Space Force.

Mother Pence and unnamed “date”?

We can do better than Space Force, Scissorheads!

For 1/13 of 0.3% of a point towards your summer session grade, name the proposed newest branch of the Military. Bonus 1/17 of 0.07 of your grade to give ranks of the officers that would staff it.

In the Comments. #2.3 lead pencils only.

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36 Responses to Pop Quiz!

  1. moeman says:

    Mother Ship

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  2. The Match says:

    WeltramKorps

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  3. purplehead says:

    Would Space Farce be too obvious?

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    • FelineMama says:

      True, but apropos. I wonder who came up with these designs? Esp. the one that looks similar to a white, pointy hat. Seems, familiar.

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  4. purplehead says:

    Well, if so (answering my previous question), there is always Mars, bitches! That also might be too obvious.

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  5. Dennis Cole says:

    The Bone-Spurned Brigade!

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  6. Steve-O says:

    OT: I disagree with the idea of sending tRump or Rent-a-Pence into space. Should they be the first humans that other spacefaring races were to meet, they would exterminate us and feel they are doing the universe a favor.

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  7. The Match says:

    WTG
    Wealth Transfer Grift

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  8. The Match says:

    WFEF
    White Fragility Expeditionary Force

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  9. Pigs In Spaaaaaaccccceeee! Also too, this delicious twittwat thread

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    containing this gem:

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  10. RWW says:

    Starship Derpers
    Morans for Mars
    Spaced-Out Flying Monkeys

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  11. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Mission: Uranus

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  12. JTO says:

    Space Confederacy: Slavery is legal in our space.
    Flat-Earth Rocketeers: The DIY Mission to Mars (women have 3 tits there!)
    Space Trek: The United Confederation of Planet 3

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  13. tomshefchik says:

    I want the logo to be the fake presidents bung hole with a rocket flying up it.

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  14. MDavis says:

    Starship Troopers Mobile Infantry
    Imperial Fleet
    United States Exploratory Force
    Climate Change the Subject Force

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  15. HarpoSnarx says:

    Cling-on Klepfederation

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  16. H-Bob says:

    The Spaced Force (at least for the Colorado 420th)

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  17. Abu Scooter says:

    GRIFT: the Grand Republican Interstellar Flight Team.

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  18. C Montgomery Burns says:

    Does anyone remember Homeboys in Outer Space?
    For this has all the makings of that classic.
    Asking for a friend.
    https://www.bing.com/th?id=OIP.NqGEwy4dKKlCcUwEBz3P6QHaFj&pid=Api

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  19. Bob Bancroft says:

    Space(between our ears) Discovery Farce,
    personnel are Space Cadets (duh…)

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  20. skinnydennis says:

    We already have the Air Force Space Command. So does this mean we’re going to see a Sky Force, Ocean Force and Ground Force? And oh yeah, the Beach Force.

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  21. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Corps Of Very Fast Extra-orbital Flying Experts
    COVFEFE

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  22. Robert Mcneilly says:

    Space team
    Cal carver admiral

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  23. IM Rowpog says:

    Reminds me of an “old” Sci-Fi short-story offering a solution: Marching Morons

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  26. here’s the best one:

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