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Got that? Jeebus beamed up Rick Joyner, car and all, to another city, but he doesn’t want to talk about it. (Best. Commute. Ever.) Gives a whole new meaning to Take the wheel, Jeebus!
That beats the miracles of Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, Cindy Jacobs for sure.
Or, ol’ Rick might have had a dementia-induced stroke.
“Translated.” Yeah, I’m going with stroke.
At least he didn’t go into the details of Jesus anally probing him.
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My money’s on the PCP.
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That or a fugue state.
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‘translated’?
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He cannot say ‘transported’ as that implies science is behind it. Joyner has seen Star Trek enough to know that.
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Get yours now, before they’re all gone!
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