News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 8, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs

Got that? Jeebus beamed up Rick Joyner, car and all, to another city, but he doesn’t want to talk about it. (Best. Commute. Ever.) Gives a whole new meaning to Take the wheel, Jeebus!

That beats the miracles of Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, Cindy Jacobs for sure.

Or, ol’ Rick might have had a dementia-induced stroke.

“Translated.” Yeah, I’m going with stroke.

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6 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:
    August 8, 2018 at 5:22 pm

    At least he didn’t go into the details of Jesus anally probing him.

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  2. osirisopto says:
    August 8, 2018 at 5:24 pm

    My money’s on the PCP.

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  3. Paul Fredine says:
    August 9, 2018 at 5:55 am

    ‘translated’?

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