Happy Hour News Briefs
Got that? Jeebus beamed up Rick Joyner, car and all, to another city, but he doesn’t want to talk about it. (Best. Commute. Ever.) Gives a whole new meaning to Take the wheel, Jeebus!
That beats the miracles of Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, Cindy Jacobs for sure.
Or, ol’ Rick might have had a dementia-induced stroke.
“Translated.” Yeah, I’m going with stroke.