Prznint Stupid Adds Fuel To California’s Fires

Smokey the Bear

Comrade Stupid has decided that he is an expert on fires in California:

Shorter Comrade Stupid:

The problem with the fires is not water to put them out, the problem with the fire is that it is so big. Global climate change, perhaps? I’ve read that something like the top 10 biggest fires in California have happened in approximately the last decade. The current fire is the biggest in the state’s history, surpassing the second biggest which was only last year. But I digress!

Ah, now we see! The problem is Devin Nunes, who represents part of the Central Valley, which if they had their way, would not even pay the agriculture rate for water and would not allow water to go anywhere else in the state. Thumbnail history of California politics: Whoever controls water controls everything. Anyway, bank on it that Nunes is whispering this crap in Prznint Stupid’s ears.

Also/too: Comrade Trump wants to get his hands on the oil, timber, and minerals in the public lands for the extraction industries. Standard GOP issues.

But missing here (besides truth and logic) is that so far, Comrade Prznint has not offered any support to California, only his misguided lectures and lies. California is home to about 20% of the population of the US, so think about that for a moment.

One could go on forever explaining to Comrade Stupid how water works in California from the snow pack to the tap, but unless he hears it on Fox News, it doesn’t matter. Also/too: his base doesn’t care. They would see California burned to the ground and shoveled into the Pacific Ocean before they would say that Californians are fellow Americans.

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7 Responses to Prznint Stupid Adds Fuel To California’s Fires

  1. ming says:

    I have that Smokey Bear graphic on a tee shirt and wear it all the time.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Fucking magnets rivers, how do they work?

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  3. Comrade stupid doesn’t care about California, they’re all granola-eating moonbats, remember; it was not part of his glorious sea of sparsely populated red, so fuck ’em. It’ll be interesting to see what happens when part of dumbfuckistan burns…


  4. roket says:

    Why tree clear when you have covfefe?


    • Sirius Lunacy says:

      Obviously you don’t clear the covfefe trees, just the useless ones like the sequoias and the redwoods.


  5. moeman says:

    California should secede and join Canada!

    Liked by 1 person

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