Pop Quiz!

The destroyed star of Donald J. Trump on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
David McNew/Getty Images

Anyway, it happened again, but this time the City of West Hollywood passed a formal resolution asking the Hollywood Walk of Fame to not replace it. Not so much because it cannot be protected but because of…

… Trump’s “disturbing treatment of women and other actions that do not meet the shared values of the City of West Hollywood, the region, state, and country.” The resolution went on to discuss, among other things, the Access Hollywood tape, the family separations at the border, the transgender troops ban, and “continued refusal to hold Russia accountable for its crimes.”

So it has come to this, Scissorheads, it is incumbent upon us to propose a new location for Comrade Trump’s star. For 17% of 1/4 point, tell us where Trump can shove his replacement star… in Possum Hollar.

In the comments, #3 lead pencil only.

Imma go with in the Walmart Parking lot.

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38 Responses to Pop Quiz!

  1. Kent Fossgreen says:

    Appropriate placement for a star is where the sun don’t shine, and since this one is personalized there’s only one logical location.


  2. DarkStar says:

    Kremlevskaya nab.
    Do svidaniya comrades!


  3. another kiwi says:

    Fritters, Alabama is putting in a tender, as we speak.


  4. retiredeng says:

    How about Red Square, Moscow?

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Georgia would be a good spot. Preferably in Abkhazia so it can be under Putin’s control. Deep in the Caucasus just seems fitting for a white supremacist.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. osirisopto says:

    Under the urinal at BobbyJo’s Beer Bar.

    Liked by 2 people

  7. Jules MomCat says:

    On the lid of Putin’s toilet….

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Alison Redford says:

    Erg. My hometown would likely be pleased to put it smack in the center of Heritage Park, on our main street by the Memorial Auditorium.


  9. FelineMama says:

    Porta Potty Headquarters,( Az?)


  10. Bruce388 says:

    Any Russian consulate would be appropriate.


  11. ming says:

    Nowhere near my corner of Possum Hollar thank you very much.


  12. Steve-O says:

    FFS… you know tRump will commission a new star for himself and put it in one of his golf courses next to faked magazine covers.
    And that’s just fine, as long as it is not in public places. Hate reminders of traitors.
    I’m looking at you, Confederate flag wavers.


  13. Sam240 says:

    At the edge of a pig waste lagoon.


  14. RobGinChicago says:

    Apparently, there is no Russian Consular Post in Los Angeles (NYC, Washington, DC, & Houston only), so no place in Los Angeles this tiny tarnished star could call home.


  15. donnah says:

    Put it over his grave, so it saves time for all of the people lining up to piss on it.

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  16. Redhand says:

    I did a web search and this seems like a perfect venue: “Sin City” in the Bronx. However, I would want it inlaid in the floor under the first urinal when one enters whatever gawd-awful men’s’ room is in the place.


  17. osirisopto says:

    On the bedspread, on the seat of the club chair, in front of the teevee, and next to the wet bar in the Presidential suite of the Moscow Ritz-Carlton.


  18. Oneofthebobs says:

    How about the Confederate flag; the symbol of American traitors.


  19. osirisopto says:

    On the doormat of Putins summer house.


  20. osirisopto says:

    On the steps leading up to the Russian embassy in Washington DC.


  21. osirisopto says:

    On the right at the foot of the exit ramp from the tilt-a-whirl.


  22. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    They should crank out plaster replicas and charge people $75 to smash them. They’d bring in tons of revenue.

    Liked by 1 person

    • MDavis says:

      So… at a carnival, which ever one obtains the original with the rights to set up this tilt-a-hammer game. Appropriate for the carnival barker.
      It’d have to be a non-rural carnival, alas, or there would be sorties put on by the locals to liberate the original. Or could that be another attraction? Fake originals? Also appropriate.


  23. C Montgomery Burns says:

    Right next to the blood stains on the street in Charlottesville, were all the ‘good’ people can see it.

    Liked by 1 person

  24. any nearby septic tank.


  25. Shot into the sun, along with the subject of the star.


  26. HarpoSnarx says:

    The fire hydrant on Mokhovaya Street, Moscow, near the hard right turn into Putin Square, of course!
    Also have an “honor guard” of Russian Army goose steppers. If not, how about a squad of diabetic Trumper exiles from Ohio, in “I’d Rather Be Treasonous” XXXX t-shirts while crushing their Medicare funded scooters sitting guard.
    Oh wait: любезность = civility. Nope.


  27. Out of curiosity, I looked to see who/how many stars have been removed from the Walk of Fame. One for a typo, and one for…indeterminate reasons. This would be the first one removed because the subject is an unrepentant asshole.


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  28. suedoise2 says:

    If I weren’t leery of the dangers of Trash in Space, I’d say the back side of the Moon.
    More earthly alternative: pick the smelliest spot in the most urine-stenched subway station in New York, and let fellow citizens in need use it for a target


  29. Pyed says:

    i’d say at the pointy end of a sickle that’s crossed with a hammer on a field of blood red. Putin would shed a few tears and Trump is bound to play with it and maybe skewer himself with the sickle,

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  30. MDavis says:

    Don’t actually put it anywhere except on wheels. It can show up for its own photo ops, then show him the pics: “Look, your star was seen in Harlem. Here;s the picture” or, for example, at a press opportunity, while he is at the podium wheel it by behind all the reporters, hustle it into a van and drive off with it. It wouldn’t to make him look bonkers, or no more bonkers than he already looks, but It would unnecessarily cruel to the man who so richly deserves it.



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