Alex Jones vs. Lizard People, Illuminati, and Chimeras!

We needz a hug.

Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is in a battle to the death with the Lizard People who have somehow managed to get his channels pulled from YouTube, iTunes, and even Pravda, er, Faceberg!

CNN tells us:

Some of the web’s top gatekeepers have unleashed a serious crackdown on content from Infowars and its founder, Alex Jones. Infowars is the site and Jones the man that push baseless conspiracy theories that often create real-life damage (like the Sandy Hook hoax over which several more families this week sued Jones for defamation). YouTube, Facebook and Apple yesterday removed content from Infowars, claiming it violates their policies, such as YouTube’s barring “hate speech and harassment.” YouTube’s actions probably most damage the brand, which had multiple channels with millions of subscribers and more than a billion views.

Now of course assorted waterheads in Wingnuttia are telling us that it is a commie plot to deny Jones of his free speech rights, but as we all know Faceberg et al are not the gubmint (DEEP STATE!!1!) and they can ding any ding-dong on their platforms for whatever reason they want.

Come’on Twitter, why are you letting him continue on your platform… OH MY GOD! IT GOES RIGHT TO THE TOP!!1! WAKE UP TWEEPLE!

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7 Responses to Alex Jones vs. Lizard People, Illuminati, and Chimeras!

  1. roket says:

    I’m guessing the exponential rise in lawsuits had nothing to do with this alleged violation of policy issue that he’s been violating since day one.

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  2. Paul Avery says:

    “It’s all a conspiracy to coverup the fact that Alex Jones was really abducted by aliens from the planet Xanu where he is currently serving as a sex slave.”–Kilgore Trout


  3. donnah says:

    Alex Jones is a bigmouthed, mean-spirited blowhard whose time should never have come. He’s the reason so many of the parents of children at Sandy Hook are victimized and tormented by conspiracy nuts. Eliminating a few sources for him to spout off is a good start. Personally, I’d like to see him in prison for inciting violence and accessory to violence.


    • osirisopto says:

      I’d rather see him condemned to spend every Tuesday night at the Bingo hall with his Grandmother.


  4. Paul Fredine says:

    he’s not so much worried that his right to free speech is being infringed as he is upset that his ‘right’ to sell his shitty supplements is going to end up in the toilet. get it, ‘shitty supplements’? ‘in the toilet’? i’ll be here all week. don’t forget to tip your waiter.


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