Comrade Trump’s Kobayashi Maru Scenario

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac

CNN tells us…

(CNN)President Donald Trump is concerned about whether his son Donald Trump Jr. might have exposure in the special counsel’s Russia investigation, leading to his increasingly frenzied public agitation over Robert Mueller, sources close to the White House tell CNN.

Trump has been concerned for months now that the Mueller probe could reach his family, and potentially his son-in-law Jared Kushner, but his focus has turned to his namesake in recent weeks, one person who speaks with Trump frequently tells CNN. This is one of several reasons Trump has upped his public attacks on Mueller, because he doesn’t want him touching his family, the person adds.

Comrade Stupid ought to be worried.

The Russian Usurper might still have some (WEAK!) plausible deniability (to use Watergate-era vernacular) in regards to the notorious Trump Tower meeting with Natalia Veselnitskaya (and seemingly every other Russian in the lower 48). But Squiggy Trump? Not so much.

We know that Squiggy:

  • sent bragging e-mails about the meeting
  • helped set up the meeting
  • attended a pre-meeting to discuss and plan the meeting
  • attended the meeting with every Russian in the lower 48

So it would be kinda hard for Squiggy to deny conspiracy, right?

The question, therefore, is will Comrade Trump try to pardon Squiggy when he is inevitably brought up on charges?

Personally, I kinda doubt it only because Comrade Trump is such a narcissist that he’ll push anyone under the bus rather than endanger himself. I mean serious, his thought process will be something like, “so what. I have other kids.”

Anyway, others assume that Comrade Stupid will of course stand up for Squiggy (“as any normal father would!”) and offer a pardon. Which, of course, means that it is an non-prosecutorial admission of guilt, and therefore no longer subject to the self-incrimination clause of the Fifth Amendment. Squiggy will be compelled to testify, and perjury (presumably) would not be tolerated.

So in a sense, both of these chuckleheads are doomed.

UPDATE 1: Comrade Stupid just admitted that his campaign tried to get some help from Russia.

UPDATE 2: Maybe MPS just won some more Quatloos!?

UPDATE 3: Because it made me laugh

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13 Responses to Comrade Trump’s Kobayashi Maru Scenario

  1. RWW says:

    CNN’s headline should read “Lunatic criminal in White House acting like criminal lunatic”. None of his behavior has anything to do with anything beside the fact that his crimes and lunacy are being exposed on a daily basis.


  2. Bruce388 says:

    “I cannot conceive of what kind of person does that.” The same kind person who calls his daughter a piece of ass.


  3. roket says:

    Steve Cortes does not like the criminalization of politics. (Unless we’re talking about Democrats, of course.) Also, Sr. does not give a shit about Jr. He only gives a shit about what Jr has to say to Mueller. We are talking about a narcissist, after all.


    • AuroraS says:

      As a narcissist, he only sees his children as supporting cast that are an extension of himself. Anything done to junior is done to him; and all of junior’s actions are a reflection of him. If junior says anything that doesn’t support the ego of the Orange Menace, he’ll be thrown under the bus in an instant and a big show will be made of the Great Betrayal of Trump.

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  4. Osirisopto says:

    Triple face palm gif, hilarious laughter gif, or dancing in the streets gif?

    So many choices. So many choices.


  5. moeman says:

    A face only kim guilfoyle could love.


  6. Redhand says:

    This was a meeting to get information on an opponent, totally legal and done all the time in politics

    I think the moth just flew into the flame.

    Burn, Baby, Burn!


  7. Redhand says:

    Worth another post.
    I truly think he’s lost his shit completely with this tweet. Not only does he confirm in it that he lied when composing the statement on Air Force One, but he tries to defend himself with a bogus legal conclusion about the “totally legal” meeting with the Russkies (known to be agents of Putin) to get “dirt” on Hillary. How insane is it for him to assert that seeking “dirt” from the Russians to support a presidential campaign is “totally legal”?!
    He should be toast after this. In a sane world he would be. But I suppose the GOP Congress will pretend that the tweet didn’t happen, and do nothing.


  8. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    “Hey, dad, remember that time you slapped me in front of my college roommates? Well, I do!”


  9. Infidel753 says:

    Don Jr going down? At last, some justice for that poor elephant.

    Liked by 1 person

  10. AuroraS says:

    My quatloos are on Cheeto Benito acting like Junior betrayed him, claiming himself the true victim in all of this.

    Liked by 1 person

  11. Osirisopto says:

    Man, the Deep State is getting really god at this.


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