Q.E.D., Bitchez! Collusion!

Fair Warning! Poison Inside

Watch the clip of Comrade Trump’s seconded worst attorney, Wrong-Again Rudy, in this tweet:

Now aside from his obvious dementia and weird tics, what Rudy tells us is that there was a pre-meeting to set up for the meeting with the Russians. All the principal players are there, including Comrade Trump’s fixer, Michael Cohen. This is important to keep in mind, especially because Cohen is willing to testify that Comrade Trump knew about the meeting.

We now turn to Talking Point Memo:

Now, I’ve had some off the grid moments in the last ten days. But I don’t think I’d ever heard of this planning meeting. If nothing else, it suggests that the Trump team took the planned encounter with the Russian government emissary much more seriously than they’ve suggested to date. And then there’s Rick Gates, Manafort’s deputy. As we know, Gates is now a cooperating witness. Big problem for the Trump Team, if he was at such a planning meeting…

…The other point is the date: June 7th. That’s the date when Trump made that primary election night victory speech where he teased his upcoming anti-Hillary speech where he’d reveal a bunch of new dirt on Hillary, a speech that ended up never happening.

And so we see now more clearly that Comrade Trump clearly knew about the meeting. He was so excited from the pre-meeting about getting dirt on Clinton from the Russians that he blurted out two days ahead of time that the dirt existed, and that he would reveal all at a press conference in a couple of days!

We now change channels to CNN (and yes, I’m sorry to do that to you, but the first part of it, about Squiggy Trump is important):

So let’s sum up what we’ve learned in this post:

  1. Rudy says that there was a pre-meeting that Michael Cohen attended.
  2. Rick Gates, who has turned state’s evidence was there, too.
  3. Barbara Res says that Don Jr. absolutely would have told Daddy Dearest about the meeting with the Russians ahead of time.
  4. Comrade Trump, the Russian Usurper, bragged about getting dirt on Hillary and said he would reveal all after the pre-meeting.
  5. When the dirt was not forthcoming*, he never had the press conference he promised.

I’m not a lawyer, and unlike Always-Wrong Rudy, I don’t play one on teevee, but Rudy just gave the missing piece of the puzzle to Bob Mueller. There definitely was a conspiracy, from the top, to violate federal election laws.

UPDATE 1: Even Comrade Trump says his collusion was successful –

What a moron.

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13 Responses to Q.E.D., Bitchez! Collusion!

  1. RWW says:

    I have a small quibble with your point #5. I think it’s a mistake to just dismiss what did happen at the Trump Tower Treason meeting by saying the “dirt was not forthcoming.” There WAS dirt the Russians tried to peddle. It wasn’t good enough for lazy Junior because it didn’t link Clinton Foundation donations to actual illegal favors. In addition, the “adoptions” talk was really about scrapping the Magnitsky Act and Junior told the Russians that once Trump “came into power” he’d be able to do something about that. We do know that shortly after the meeting, the Republican platform was changed in Putin’s favor as a show of good faith that Trump was playing ball. Manafort’s notes from this meeting curiously contain mention of the RNC platform. We’re probably also going to see how the hacked emails were discussed at the meeting and plans put in place for weaponizing them on social media.

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  2. osirisopto says:

    ” 4 Comrade Trump, the Russian Usurper, bragged about getting dirt on Hillary and said he would reveal all after the pre-meeting.”

    Building suspense before the big reveal is in keeping with his carnival barker personae.

    Tune in next time when …

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    • MDavis says:

      You coulc get that from watching Adam West’s Batman.
      Same Bat-time, same Bat-channel.

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    • RWW says:

      Right. Like when Trump had a team of investigators in Hawaii looking for Obama’s fake birth certificate. He announced he was coming out with blockbuster news that they had already found. Then, nothing. The team never existed, nor did any evidence.

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      • MDavis says:

        That’s where the firehose of squirrels comes in. With all these squirrels around, who has time to go look for that nut? Media is the enemy my …-

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  3. roket says:

    “Russian Collusion with the Trump Campaign, one of the most successful in history, is a TOTAL HOAX.”

    What the hell does that even mean? The hoax was the most successful in history? Odds are Mueller already knows about the pre-meeting and the way the Trump team is acting, getting ready to drop a very large hammer on the subject.

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    • Jim says:

      Badly worded tweet, as usual, but I’m pretty sure that Trump meant that his campaign was one of the most successful not the Russian Collusion. In fact, without Russia, Comey and a badly unstrategic Democratic campaign, his campaign would have been a dismal failure.

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  4. Jules MomCat says:

    “Odds are Mueller already knows about the pre-meeting and the way the Trump team is acting, getting ready to drop a very large hammer on the subject.” May it land on Suckface’s cranium, hard enough to splatter mango pulp worldwide!

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    • RWW says:

      Mueller knows because Rick Gates told him all about it. Trump and his lawyers know that Mueller knows because Manafort’s defense team received ALL of Gates’ FBI interviews on ALL parts of the investigations, and then Manafort’s team gave it all to Trump’s team. That’s why the lid is blowing off this thing right now.

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  5. Scottie says:

    Reblogged this on Scotties Toy Box and commented:

    Very interesting. I like how you laid it all out and connected the dots. Hugs

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