News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs

Let’s listen as Florida’s self-proclaimed “prophetess” Kat Kerr starts using her, um, prophetess-fu on the wildfires in California:

Kerr also assumed the position, er, authority over Subtropical Storm Alberto and Hawaii’s Kilauea volcano, and commaned them, in Jeebus’ Name, to knock it off, so you see she’s not fooling around here.

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9 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Osirisopto says:

    That’s a crappy spell.
    The only thing she’s in tune with is her ego.

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  2. DarkStar says:

    If its gods property why the hell am I the one paying the taxes on it?

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  3. Jules MomCat says:

    Obvious wisdom: “Why would you pray, after a tragedy, to a god who did nothing to prevent the tragedy?”

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  4. That hair is not endorsed in the Bibble….

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  5. Steve-O says:

    It sounds good and all… but what can she do to make my shoes last longer and my pasta be bountiful? Until then, I am skeptical.

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  6. Paul Fredine says:

    and while she’s at it command the demonic forces that turned her hair pink ‘NO MORE!!!’

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  7. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Worst Harry Potter cosplay ever!

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  8. RWW says:

    She should be standing in the path of the fire if she really means it.

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