Religious Freedom for Y’all Qaeda

Rare Picture of Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III not wearing a white robe.

Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III announced the Department of Justice’s creation of a “religious liberty task force” to “help the department fully implement our religious guidance.”

Now, in case anyone was wondering what this means, JBSS3 makes it clear:

“We have gotten to the point where courts have held that morality cannot be a basis for law; where ministers are fearful to affirm, as they understand it, holy writ from the pulpit; and where one group can actively target religious groups by labeling them a “hate group” on the basis of their sincerely held religious beliefs.”

So, you know, not being able to hate on the blahs, the skirts, and the ‘mos is harshing their mellow, and Y’all Qaeda is tired of it. And thus a task force is born.

Sessions continues:

“We’ve seen nuns ordered to buy contraceptives. We’ve seen U.S. senators ask judicial and executive branch nominees about dogma—even though the Constitution explicitly forbids a religious test for public office. We’ve all seen the ordeal faced so bravely by Jack Phillips,” he said, referring to the Colorado baker who took his case to the Supreme Court after he was found to have violated the state’s anti-discrimination laws for refusing to make a cake for a same-sex wedding.”

And of course, this being the Fourth Reich, one must pay tribute to the mango-hued shitgibbon:

Americans from a wide variety of backgrounds are concerned about what this changing cultural climate means for the future of religious liberty in this country.

President Trump heard this concern.

I believe this unease is one reason that he was elected.  In substance, he said he respected people of faith and he promised to protect them in the free exercise of their faith.  He declared we would say “Merry Christmas” again.

Because what’s more important than ensuring that the Santa at the dying retail malls of America is able to ho-ho-ho?

And, you know, just for giggles, does anyone think that this task force will come to the aid of Muslim Americans? And we will open up the betting window for bidness: how long before the Baptists and the Methodists square off against one another?

Anyway, we give the last word to the Church of Ol’ Scratch hisself, Satan:

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11 Responses to Religious Freedom for Y’all Qaeda

  1. osirisopto says:

    That’s one hell of a shiny object.


  2. Redhand says:

    I want to see this AG-POS flushed down the toilet by Mueller along with the other fascist trolls in this Administration. He fully merits it.

    This reminds me of the unholy alliance between Putin and the “Orthodox” Church in Russia. You know, the place where certain Church Patriarchs can be seen wearing obscenely expensive Rolex watches. A real “Imitation of Christ.”

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  3. Dennis Cole says:

    No one ever expects the Religious Liberty Task Force.

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  4. Sirius Lunacy says:

    “and where one group can actively target religious groups by labeling them a “hate group” on the basis of their sincerely held religious beliefs.”

    I expect all the jihadists will be released from Guantanamo any day now by this new “religious liberty task force”.

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  5. roket says:

    To be clear, “sincerely held religious beliefs” is an oxymoron.

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  6. Bruce388 says:

    “We’ve seen nuns ordered to buy contraceptives.” Considering the high percentage of “celibate” clergy who appear in the NJ Department of Health (so I’ve heard) statistics, that isn’t a bad idea.

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  7. RWW says:

    Now we know where Trump’s border wall is going to come from…the one between church and state that he’s dismantling.


  8. IM Rowpog says:

    Following the ceremony, all in attendance were treated for whiplash.


  9. MDavis says:

    The Department of Justice is now in the business of religious guidance.
    “help the department fully implement our religious guidance.”
    I don’t think that is a typo.

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  10. Sirius Lunacy says:

    In the Bible the only time Jesus really gets pissed off, to the point of physical violence pissed off, is when he throws out the money changers. He has a lot to say about the evils of greed and usury. He has nothing to say about abortion and as far as homosexuaility well, he cures the centurians gay lover without any qualms whatsoever. So how come all these sincere ‘Christian’ Republicans who are so concerned about abortion and gay marriage will fight tooth and nail against any legislation aimed at controlling greed and usury. I guess that’s what happens when you get your ‘sincerely held beliefs’ from your favorite billionaire televangelist rather than from the actual Bible.

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