[ED – We are sticking this post on top because your grades are very important and will become part of your permanent record.
Rgds,
TG]
[PS – fresher posts below!]
We wondered when Michelle Obama’s garden was going to make it into the news, as Mel famously said that she wanted to keep it. I was expecting her to ask who designed the leaves strewn about in autumn (“Looks very Ralph Lauren”) or thought she might try to partner with the First Shady Ivanka on branding/lifestying gardening couture.
It is the way of the Trump Crime Family, after all, to always be making a buck.
For 1/8 of a 4% of a point, we need a caption for this picture. #2 Lead Pencils in Bluebooks, er, comments.
Who’s bad!
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Dang you beat me to it.
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Grape mines and all that
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” I wonder if I can sneak these handy bobbitizers past the Secret Service agents?”
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“Yes, even in the garden, I keep an aspirin between my knees.” (No more hellspawn from me, you are welcome, America)
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How to grow hemlock for awful man’s Diet Coke?
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Harvesting a crop of the finest invisible cotton to be woven into glorious new clothes for
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Who does she think she’s kidding? Pristine gloves, new shoes, designer shades. Staged!
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I Don’t Care. Do U?
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“Time for me to plant deadly nightshade plant for my dear, dear husband. Heh.”
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“Be buried.”
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“So, I’m suppose to do What with this empty basket & scissors? What?? I thought this was gonna be a Michelle Obama First Lady like photo op. I did not get a script. Am I suppose to say things? Why am I suppose to cut weeds? We have people for that! What??”
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“Waiting for my $12B bailout, Comrade Husband.”
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Green card? What is Green Card?
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Eat dirt Michelle.
Hiding bodies, in style.
What did the rake say to the hoe?
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Who knew that Michael Jackson liked gardening? Or that he was still alive and hiding out at the White House? Elvis has got to be there somewhere too.
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“You has camera? I takes clothes off now?”
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Playing stoop tag in the asparagus patch.
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“Am I posing well? Tell me I’m posing well. Plus, can I use the garden clippers to stab Donald?”
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Part of my permanet record ?
On PAPER?
ACH, CRIVENS!
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Och – gives me idea.
“Look, there’s the wee free men. If only the orange one was an elderly sheep. We would all be free now.”
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I come to garden looking for bloated rotted pumpkin, but Donald not here, so I pose for picture alone.
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There are 4 types of professional impersonators in the world
-Elvis
-Michael Jackson
-Slash
-Melania Trump
This isn’t the real Malania…
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Trolling for Borat.
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“Do sunglasses hide my tears and mascara that runs? I hate fuck-other-women husband and my life. Be best!”
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“Oliver! Which are the ones we eat?”
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