Pop Quiz!

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We wondered when Michelle Obama’s garden was going to make it into the news, as Mel famously said that she wanted to keep it. I was expecting her to ask who designed the leaves strewn about in autumn (“Looks very Ralph Lauren”) or thought she might try to partner with the First Shady Ivanka on branding/lifestying gardening couture.

It is the way of the Trump Crime Family, after all, to always be making a buck.

For 1/8 of a 4% of a point, we need a caption for this picture. #2 Lead Pencils in Bluebooks, er, comments.

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26 Responses to Pop Quiz!

  1. another kiwi says:

    Who’s bad!

    Liked by 2 people

  2. ” I wonder if I can sneak these handy bobbitizers past the Secret Service agents?”

    Liked by 4 people

  3. JTO says:

    “Yes, even in the garden, I keep an aspirin between my knees.” (No more hellspawn from me, you are welcome, America)

    Liked by 3 people

  4. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    How to grow hemlock for awful man’s Diet Coke?

    Liked by 3 people

  5. Harvesting a crop of the finest invisible cotton to be woven into glorious new clothes for the emperor my husband.

    Liked by 4 people

  6. Mary says:

    Who does she think she’s kidding? Pristine gloves, new shoes, designer shades. Staged!

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Jim says:

    “Time for me to plant deadly nightshade plant for my dear, dear husband. Heh.”

    Liked by 1 person

  8. laura says:

    “Be buried.”

    Liked by 1 person

  9. FelineMama says:

    “So, I’m suppose to do What with this empty basket & scissors? What?? I thought this was gonna be a Michelle Obama First Lady like photo op. I did not get a script. Am I suppose to say things? Why am I suppose to cut weeds? We have people for that! What??”

    Liked by 4 people

  10. tengrain says:

    “Waiting for my $12B bailout, Comrade Husband.”

    Liked by 2 people

  11. osirisopto says:

    Green card? What is Green Card?


  12. moeman says:

    Eat dirt Michelle.

    Hiding bodies, in style.

    What did the rake say to the hoe?

    Liked by 1 person

  13. ming says:

    Who knew that Michael Jackson liked gardening? Or that he was still alive and hiding out at the White House? Elvis has got to be there somewhere too.

    Liked by 1 person

  14. Bruce388 says:

    “You has camera? I takes clothes off now?”


  15. George says:

    Playing stoop tag in the asparagus patch.


  16. Zorba says:

    “Am I posing well? Tell me I’m posing well. Plus, can I use the garden clippers to stab Donald?”


  17. Robert Mcneilly says:

    Part of my permanet record ?
    On PAPER?


  18. RWW says:

    I come to garden looking for bloated rotted pumpkin, but Donald not here, so I pose for picture alone.


  19. Bosma says:

    There are 4 types of professional impersonators in the world
    -Michael Jackson
    -Melania Trump

    This isn’t the real Malania…


  20. Batman 54 says:

    Trolling for Borat.


  21. Redhand says:

    “Do sunglasses hide my tears and mascara that runs? I hate fuck-other-women husband and my life. Be best!”


  22. Frank McCormick says:

    “Oliver! Which are the ones we eat?”


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